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Where is it, Gasmer?
l need to heat up my stick.

2
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Yanny, you got to score today.
You no score in two years. Jesus!

3
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(reporter) OK, Sean.
Time for one more question?

4
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Yeah, yeah, sure.

5
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What do you think about the public outcry
concerning the violence in hockey?

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Well, you know, the game of hockey is
a fast-moving, hard-hitting contact sport

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played by men with clubs in their hands
and blades on their feet.

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The team with the most goals and men
still standing in the end is the winner.

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Lesser men play other games. Real men
play real hockey. Old-time hockey.

10
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Coach, whichever one of these assholes
took my blow-dryer better give it back,

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- or I'm gonna key their car.
- That's the spirit, Miller.

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All right, guys. Come on. Let's go.

13
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We're only down four.
Let's go. Let's do something.

14
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Palmberg, light a match and
get your stinkin' ass out on the ice.

15
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Let's go. Come on.

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Come on, guys. Let's go now.

17
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Hey, Linden, you guys suck!

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Fuck off!

19
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Kiss my ass, pretty boy!

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Let it go. Come on. Let's go.

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- You're a fuckin' loser, Linden.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're working on it.

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(commentator)
Third period about to begin.

23
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The Albany Dogs having their way with
the Charlestown Chiefs, four to nothing.

24
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Albany holding firm
in the federal league play-off.

25
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The Chiefs holding on to the cellar.

26
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Here we go.

27
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Oh, shit!

28
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Dog Pound fans, you're missing
one hell of a game tonight.

29
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The Dog Pound lead five to nothing.
Our boys are tearing into the Chiefs.

30
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The fuse to the C4 is lit, baby.
Sit down and get ready.

31
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Come on, guys, let's go!

32
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Come on, guys! Kick some ass!

33
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Weaver!

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- Keep your head up.
- Get up, Weaver.

35
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- Shit, I think that's a scout.
- Where?

36
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With the good-looking chick.
Let's go. Change! Come on, let's go.

37
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With only ten minutes to play,
the Chiefs really gotta get going tonight.

38
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lt's no secret that the Chiefs'
big problem has been defence.

39
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They say Gasmer has let more rubber
between his legs than a $10 hooker.

40
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l can say that, can't l?

41
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- Fuckin' punk.
- Son of a bitch.

42
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Russell brings it into the Chiefs' zone.

43
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Gasmer, back to the play, gives the finger
to the Albany fans. Can you believe it?

44
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Gasmer turns, squares to Russell.
Hanson shoots. Hits him in the helmet!

45
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Get your head out of your ass,
you crazy bastard.

46
00:04:01,371 --> 00:04:03,945
Wolfhard feathers it
over to Miller in the rush.

47
00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:06,531
Miller! Pass the puck!

48
00:04:07,669 --> 00:04:11,714
Linden open on the left.
Miller shoots. Glove-saved by Hirst!

49
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It's time-out!

50
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- You long-haired cunt.
- Let's go.

51
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Hey, Albany fans.
Here come our beloved Dog Pound.

52
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Let's hear it for 'em.

53
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What the hell's going on out there?

54
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- Miller, pass the puck.
- I didn't see.

55
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Bullshit. Start passing.
I don't care if there's a scout.

56
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Gasmer, if I catch you doing
your crazy serial-killer routine again,

57
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especially when there's a two-on-nothing,
I'm gonna cut your head off. Got me?

58
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Now let's go. Come on, guys.
Let's get something started.

59
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Boys, show us what you got.

60
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We're gonna get 'em.

61
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Let's go. Let's get the son of a bitch.

62
00:05:01,807 --> 00:05:04,973
- Those guys are nuts, man.
- Yeah, I know.

63
00:05:06,102 --> 00:05:08,179
But aren't they great?

64
00:05:09,564 --> 00:05:12,731
Come on, time to bust some balls.

65
00:05:12,818 --> 00:05:16,317
Linden is trying to shake things up
with the Hanson brothers.

66
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Move, you fuckin' retard.
We're trying to put a show on.

67
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Uh-oh.

68
00:05:24,955 --> 00:05:28,205
What's this? The Hansons
have moved away from the face-off.

69
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Sweet Jesus! They couldn't be.

70
00:05:35,340 --> 00:05:38,543
Oh, my God. The benches
are starting to clear. This is great.

71
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Come on, guys. Not again.

72
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The Hanson brothers' fists
are in and out like fiddlers' elbows.

73
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He's just ripped off
Casey Dog's fuckin' head.

74
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Oh, the humanity!

75
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- No.
- I wanna hold it. I wanna hold it!

76
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- No, I grabbed it.
- I knocked it off.

77
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Ah. Hello, honey. Lost another one.

78
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Linden, you going to the Catch?

79
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No. I gotta go see the old man.
I'll see you over there.

80
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Right.

81
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What's so important
it couldn't wait till tomorrow?

82
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How's your shoulder, son?

83
00:06:58,548 --> 00:07:01,218
You know, same old shit.

84
00:07:02,886 --> 00:07:06,337
I heard the game on the radio.
Hell of a third period.

85
00:07:06,431 --> 00:07:10,299
We were lucky to get out of there
before the cops showed up.

86
00:07:11,561 --> 00:07:15,511
''Had to leave before the cops
showed up.'' That's a good one.

87
00:07:18,985 --> 00:07:21,821
What the hell's going on here?

88
00:07:21,905 --> 00:07:26,069
First the compliment about the game,
then you like one of my jokes.

89
00:07:26,159 --> 00:07:30,655
Don't tell me you've made another deal
on some boys from the prison league.

90
00:07:30,747 --> 00:07:33,321
No, it's not like that. This is good news.

91
00:07:33,416 --> 00:07:36,204
Although... it will come as a bit of a shock.

92
00:07:36,294 --> 00:07:38,868
What's the good news, Fox?

93
00:07:40,423 --> 00:07:42,582
I sold the Chiefs.

94
00:07:42,676 --> 00:07:44,218
What?

95
00:07:44,302 --> 00:07:47,422
Why? Just because
we've been losing a little bit?

96
00:07:48,557 --> 00:07:52,008
We have won ten games
in the last two years.

97
00:07:52,102 --> 00:07:53,644
So?

98
00:07:53,728 --> 00:07:56,848
That just means that we're due,
that's all, Martin.

99
00:07:56,940 --> 00:08:01,816
It means nothing of the sort. What it does
mean is that I can't make the payroll.

100
00:08:02,529 --> 00:08:05,020
Nobody's coming to our games.

101
00:08:05,115 --> 00:08:08,733
I can't even pay
the federal-league dues.

102
00:08:10,036 --> 00:08:14,200
Every time I switch the light on
in my office I'm losing money.

103
00:08:16,084 --> 00:08:18,373
Who'd you sell us to?

104
00:08:18,462 --> 00:08:22,506
That's the beauty of it.
I made you guys a terrific deal.

105
00:08:22,591 --> 00:08:25,757
They're gonna pay you
twice as much as I do.

106
00:08:25,844 --> 00:08:28,513
And this is no rinky-dink league. No, sir.

107
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From now on it's gonna be

108
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decent restaurants and paid travel.

109
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And you're all even gonna get per diem.

110
00:08:38,315 --> 00:08:40,806
Are you bullshitting me, Martin?

111
00:08:42,819 --> 00:08:45,144
On my mother's grave.

112
00:08:45,238 --> 00:08:47,729
We have won the lotto.

113
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No shit.

114
00:08:55,165 --> 00:08:57,241
No shit.

115
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Wow.

116
00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:02,161
So who do we play?

117
00:09:02,255 --> 00:09:06,039
Well, I'm afraid that the team
has been relocated.

118
00:09:06,384 --> 00:09:09,800
- So the boys will have to pack and move.
- To where?

119
00:09:09,888 --> 00:09:11,512
Omaha.

120
00:09:14,184 --> 00:09:16,058
Nebraska.

121
00:09:16,603 --> 00:09:20,019
What the fuck do they know about hockey
in Omaha, Nebraska?!

122
00:09:20,106 --> 00:09:22,183
Who knows?

123
00:09:22,275 --> 00:09:24,564
But Richmond Claremont -

124
00:09:24,653 --> 00:09:28,602
you know, the media guy
who owns all those family channels -

125
00:09:28,698 --> 00:09:32,447
it's his league,
and that's where his headquarters are.

126
00:09:33,829 --> 00:09:36,948
I don't know if the guys
are gonna go for the Nebraska part.

127
00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:40,326
Some of them have still got dreams
about going to the NHL.

128
00:09:40,418 --> 00:09:44,915
Yes, but you and I know that
with the exception of Miller, that's just...

129
00:09:45,006 --> 00:09:46,833
pipe dreams.

130
00:09:46,925 --> 00:09:48,965
And even he's a long shot.

131
00:09:49,052 --> 00:09:51,092
What? That kid's got talent.

132
00:09:51,179 --> 00:09:55,047
Sean, he knocked out a referee

133
00:09:55,475 --> 00:09:57,847
in a championship game.

134
00:09:59,104 --> 00:10:01,096
He's a headcase.

135
00:10:01,189 --> 00:10:04,523
I know. I know. I'm workin' on it.

136
00:10:04,609 --> 00:10:07,361
Yeah, well, that's beside the point.

137
00:10:07,446 --> 00:10:11,395
This is a good deal, Sean.
It's a good deal.

138
00:10:11,491 --> 00:10:14,326
And the boys will go for Nebraska.

139
00:10:14,411 --> 00:10:17,578
They'll go for it
because you're their captain.

140
00:10:17,664 --> 00:10:20,618
You're their coach.

141
00:10:20,709 --> 00:10:23,626
They listen to you. They do.

142
00:10:25,005 --> 00:10:29,583
And you're an ex-NHL pro with a big rep.

143
00:10:32,387 --> 00:10:34,463
Not any more.

144
00:10:39,186 --> 00:10:42,021
- Hey!
- I owe you one. Hey, boys.

145
00:10:42,105 --> 00:10:43,184
Hey, Coach.

146
00:10:43,273 --> 00:10:46,190
You guys suck. They had better
defence at the Alamo.

147
00:10:46,276 --> 00:10:48,518
- I'm workin' on it.
- Work on this.

148
00:10:48,612 --> 00:10:49,892
Hey, Hap.

149
00:10:49,988 --> 00:10:54,365
- Dropped a quarter, and I'm gonna find it.
- That was two years ago, cheap bastard.

150
00:10:57,412 --> 00:11:00,781
- What's up?
- Might have a bun in the oven.

151
00:11:00,874 --> 00:11:03,163
Oh, great. The wife?

152
00:11:04,461 --> 00:11:06,952
Oh, Christ. Not again.

153
00:11:09,090 --> 00:11:11,546
- Tell her to get a blood test.
- Get a blood test.

154
00:11:11,635 --> 00:11:13,711
Hang up.

155
00:11:13,804 --> 00:11:16,295
- Thanks, Coach.
- You got it.

156
00:11:28,985 --> 00:11:33,197
Hi. This is Martin Matthews, calling from
American Express collections.

157
00:11:33,281 --> 00:11:37,445
- This is Discovery card collection calling.
- How'd the fuckin' guys get my number?

158
00:11:37,536 --> 00:11:41,403
l'm a longtime fan,
and you suck the big one, buddy! You...

159
00:11:42,457 --> 00:11:43,204
Prick.

160
00:11:49,297 --> 00:11:50,875
One, two.

161
00:11:51,299 --> 00:11:52,959
One, two.

162
00:11:53,343 --> 00:11:54,718
One, two.

163
00:11:54,803 --> 00:11:57,839
- Go ahead.
- l'm not really a woman.

164
00:11:58,682 --> 00:12:01,007
Holy shit. A transvestite.

165
00:12:01,101 --> 00:12:03,674
What does mean, this ''transvestite''?

166
00:12:03,770 --> 00:12:06,973
It's like a woman but it still has a dick.

167
00:12:08,233 --> 00:12:10,689
Ah... The dick?

168
00:12:11,486 --> 00:12:13,230
I like your hair.

169
00:12:13,321 --> 00:12:15,231
Thanks.

170
00:12:15,323 --> 00:12:17,861
Is that your natural colour?

171
00:12:17,951 --> 00:12:20,027
Yes.

172
00:12:26,084 --> 00:12:30,248
Because a lot of redheads say
it's their natural colour, but it's not.

173
00:12:31,548 --> 00:12:33,790
Believe me, it's real.

174
00:12:33,884 --> 00:12:36,375
Why don't you prove it to me?

175
00:12:36,470 --> 00:12:38,546
How?

176
00:12:38,638 --> 00:12:43,763
Why don't you let me look down below,
see if the carpet matches the drapes?

177
00:12:43,852 --> 00:12:45,928
You're a pig.

178
00:12:47,272 --> 00:12:48,731
What?

179
00:12:48,815 --> 00:12:50,891
Scientific.

180
00:12:52,444 --> 00:12:53,986
Dyke.

181
00:12:59,910 --> 00:13:02,911
Gasmer, you sure
you flushed the toilet twice?

182
00:13:12,464 --> 00:13:14,836
- Excusez-moi.
- You crazy bastard!

183
00:13:14,925 --> 00:13:18,009
- On the management, Sean.
- Thanks, Hap.

184
00:13:18,094 --> 00:13:20,467
Crappy third period.

185
00:13:20,555 --> 00:13:23,046
We're workin' on it.

186
00:13:23,725 --> 00:13:27,059
I got high score,
you fuckin' piece of shit!

187
00:13:27,145 --> 00:13:29,719
Lay off the machine, Steve.

188
00:13:30,732 --> 00:13:35,026
- Fuckin' machine took my quarter.
- I'll give you the quarter. Relax.

189
00:13:35,445 --> 00:13:37,521
Piece of shit.

190
00:13:42,244 --> 00:13:44,201
Hey!

191
00:13:44,287 --> 00:13:46,494
Come on, guys. Knock it off.

192
00:13:46,581 --> 00:13:48,657
Sorry, Coach.

193
00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:49,995
Piece of shit!

194
00:14:02,681 --> 00:14:06,928
- I was watchin' that.
- I need the Lottery America numbers.

195
00:14:07,018 --> 00:14:10,222
You didn't spend our money
on the lottery again?

196
00:14:10,313 --> 00:14:13,433
- How are we supposed to eat?
- I'm gonna win this time.

197
00:14:13,525 --> 00:14:16,442
- That's what you always say.
- I got 50 tickets,

198
00:14:16,528 --> 00:14:20,063
all with even numbers on.
Even numbers are lucky.

199
00:14:20,657 --> 00:14:22,235
Right!

200
00:14:23,285 --> 00:14:27,152
The first number
in tonight's Lottery America draw is:

201
00:14:27,247 --> 00:14:28,445
seven.

202
00:14:28,540 --> 00:14:30,616
Son of a bitch!

203
00:14:30,709 --> 00:14:34,872
Now we gotta eat that beef jerky
and lousy root beer for another month.

204
00:14:34,963 --> 00:14:37,715
- What did you give him the money for?
- I didn't!

205
00:14:37,799 --> 00:14:40,373
(the Hansons argue loudly)

206
00:14:46,558 --> 00:14:49,393
We were watchin' that.

207
00:14:49,478 --> 00:14:51,885
Ho ho ho! Listen up, fellas,

208
00:14:51,980 --> 00:14:54,436
for this very important... announcement.

209
00:14:56,485 --> 00:14:59,770
What I got to tell you
may come as a shock to some of you.

210
00:15:00,989 --> 00:15:04,109
But, uh, I promise

211
00:15:04,201 --> 00:15:07,534
this is a very, very good thing for all of us.

212
00:15:07,621 --> 00:15:10,290
- What's the announcement?
- Spill it, Sean.

213
00:15:16,046 --> 00:15:17,670
Chiefs have been sold.

214
00:15:17,756 --> 00:15:20,081
- Fuck!
- Elaborate, Linden.

215
00:15:20,175 --> 00:15:23,674
- Sean, who bought the team?
- Richmond Claremont,

216
00:15:23,762 --> 00:15:27,297
- the media guy with the family channels.
- Family channels?

217
00:15:27,390 --> 00:15:29,182
What league?

218
00:15:29,851 --> 00:15:33,220
Some new league he's starting.
Look, I don't have all the details.

219
00:15:33,313 --> 00:15:35,389
This is bullshit. I got a contract.

220
00:15:35,482 --> 00:15:38,055
Yeah, well, it's been sold.

221
00:15:38,151 --> 00:15:42,612
- Where the fuck is the team going?
- Beautiful Omaha, Nebraska.

222
00:15:42,697 --> 00:15:46,695
Nebraska? They don't know shit
about hockey in Nebraska.

223
00:15:46,785 --> 00:15:51,577
What are you talkin' about, Palmberg?
They got beautiful lakes in Nebraska.

224
00:15:51,915 --> 00:15:54,406
This is a good thing.

225
00:15:55,085 --> 00:15:58,501
I don't like to move
cos that would disturb my routine.

226
00:15:58,588 --> 00:16:02,171
Screw your routine.
What about scouts? What about the NHL?

227
00:16:02,843 --> 00:16:05,713
It's hard enough
to get anyone to watch us in this league.

228
00:16:05,804 --> 00:16:09,422
You think anyone's gonna scout us
in fuckin' Nebraska?

229
00:16:13,812 --> 00:16:16,219
The boy's got a point.

230
00:16:17,023 --> 00:16:19,099
Come on, guys.

231
00:16:19,693 --> 00:16:24,734
Look at the bright side. Here's the deal.
They're gonna double our salaries.

232
00:16:24,823 --> 00:16:27,859
We're gonna start to travel in style.

233
00:16:28,994 --> 00:16:32,612
- They've given us fuckin' per diem.
- Fuck per diem!

234
00:16:32,706 --> 00:16:35,790
Look, there's nothin'
we can do about it, all right?

235
00:16:38,003 --> 00:16:40,494
This is a good thing, guys.

236
00:16:41,423 --> 00:16:44,708
Just give yourselves some time
to think about it.

237
00:16:44,801 --> 00:16:49,547
And if you don't like it...
call your fuckin' agents.

238
00:16:52,392 --> 00:16:55,512
- They don't sound very happy.
- They'll get over it.

239
00:16:57,606 --> 00:17:00,179
Didn't I see you at the game tonight?

240
00:17:00,275 --> 00:17:02,683
What sharp little eyes you have.

241
00:17:02,778 --> 00:17:06,028
You were in Albany,
then you came all the way back here.

242
00:17:06,114 --> 00:17:08,439
- I did.
- Any particular reason?

243
00:17:09,242 --> 00:17:11,994
Just came to size you boys up.

244
00:17:12,078 --> 00:17:14,155
Right.

245
00:17:17,876 --> 00:17:20,545
You wanna get outta here with me?

246
00:17:20,629 --> 00:17:23,202
Go somewhere and get a nightcap?

247
00:17:23,715 --> 00:17:25,423
Uh...

248
00:17:25,509 --> 00:17:29,423
I am gonna get out of here.
But I'm going to settle my tab

249
00:17:29,846 --> 00:17:33,678
and go home alone.
But thanks, it was nice talkin' to you.

250
00:17:37,312 --> 00:17:40,895
- Coach, you got a minute?
- Yeah. Sure, kid.

251
00:17:41,399 --> 00:17:43,807
This deal,
you really think it's a good idea?

252
00:17:43,902 --> 00:17:48,363
Cos I got a feeling it's my year
to go up to the show, you know?

253
00:17:48,448 --> 00:17:51,983
You know,
you really can't predict the show.

254
00:17:52,077 --> 00:17:55,944
I know. But my attitude's changed.
Like you said, I've improved it.

255
00:17:56,039 --> 00:17:58,115
Absolutely. You done terrific.

256
00:17:59,292 --> 00:18:02,293
I just hope this league
is a little more high-profile.

257
00:18:02,379 --> 00:18:04,003
Absolutely.

258
00:18:04,089 --> 00:18:08,300
That's all I really wanted to know.
See you tomorrow.

259
00:18:10,595 --> 00:18:12,469
Hey, hold up.

260
00:18:12,556 --> 00:18:14,347
Where are you going?

261
00:18:14,432 --> 00:18:18,051
- I'm going back to my hotel.
- You need some company?

262
00:18:19,437 --> 00:18:23,684
- You took my interest the wrong way.
- How should I take it?

263
00:18:23,775 --> 00:18:26,527
I think you should take it back inside

264
00:18:26,611 --> 00:18:30,561
and sober up before both of us
do something we might regret.

265
00:18:30,657 --> 00:18:32,365
OK.

266
00:18:32,492 --> 00:18:35,410
I don't think there's anything
you can do to me

267
00:18:35,495 --> 00:18:38,247
that I would ever... regret.

268
00:18:38,331 --> 00:18:41,249
- Oh, yes, there is.
- Get over here.

269
00:18:46,465 --> 00:18:49,834
He was a big son of a bitch.
l had to kick his ass and run him off.

270
00:18:50,635 --> 00:18:55,262
No shit. Hey, you hear this? Coach kicked
some guy's ass outside the bar last night.

271
00:18:55,348 --> 00:18:58,848
- Does he look worse than you?
- Coach, I got a question for you.

272
00:18:58,935 --> 00:19:02,435
- What happened to your face?
- Some guy tried to mug the coach.

273
00:19:02,522 --> 00:19:06,769
- Big fucker tried to roll me.
- Guys, the coach kicked someone's ass!

274
00:19:11,573 --> 00:19:16,152
Who was that piece of ass
you were talkin' to at the bar last night?

275
00:19:16,244 --> 00:19:19,530
I don't know.
Probably some psychotic fan.

276
00:19:19,623 --> 00:19:22,196
Psychotic chicks, always the best fucks.

277
00:19:22,292 --> 00:19:25,827
I remember when I was playing junior,
there was this blonde chick.

278
00:19:25,921 --> 00:19:29,254
I got this hooker to come over
with her dog. I'm not a pet person...

279
00:19:29,341 --> 00:19:31,417
That one of yours?

280
00:19:34,429 --> 00:19:36,469
She's nuts.

281
00:19:37,808 --> 00:19:39,088
Shit.

282
00:19:39,559 --> 00:19:42,229
Wow, a hockey chick.

283
00:19:42,938 --> 00:19:45,808
- You lost?
- Is this where the Chiefs practise?

284
00:19:45,899 --> 00:19:49,019
- Yeah. So?
- Well, then I'm in the right place.

285
00:19:49,111 --> 00:19:51,648
- I'm Jesse Dage, your new coach.
- New coach?

286
00:19:51,738 --> 00:19:53,814
A coach with no dick?

287
00:19:55,992 --> 00:20:00,239
- What the hell are you talkin' about?
- Fox didn't tell you?

288
00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:03,699
This is kind of awkward.
It's part of the sale.

289
00:20:05,794 --> 00:20:06,909
Nice shiner.

290
00:20:07,712 --> 00:20:11,496
- Take it easy, Sean.
- You backstabbing son of a bitch.

291
00:20:11,591 --> 00:20:16,752
Take it easy? You hire another coach and
don't have the fucking balls to tell me?

292
00:20:16,847 --> 00:20:19,338
Maybe I can explain.

293
00:20:20,517 --> 00:20:22,593
- Who the hell is this?
- Rick Cooper.

294
00:20:22,686 --> 00:20:25,770
I represent Richmond Claremont
and the new league.

295
00:20:25,856 --> 00:20:28,607
Yeah? You better start talking, dickhead.

296
00:20:28,692 --> 00:20:31,443
That's funny. Hockey players are funny.

297
00:20:31,528 --> 00:20:36,273
Sean Linden, played 1984 through '87
for Boston University.

298
00:20:36,366 --> 00:20:38,240
Let's see.

299
00:20:39,244 --> 00:20:42,364
All-American twice.
Led the nation in scoring in junior year

300
00:20:42,456 --> 00:20:45,029
and led your team to a national title.

301
00:20:46,376 --> 00:20:50,077
- What the hell is this?
- Third pick in the '88 draft to Boston.

302
00:20:50,213 --> 00:20:53,997
Second in rookie-of-the-year voting.
Second year you were an all-star.

303
00:20:54,092 --> 00:20:56,879
Hockey Weekly billed you
as the next Gordie Howe.

304
00:20:56,970 --> 00:20:58,548
So what?

305
00:20:58,638 --> 00:21:01,888
Then the numerous
on- and off-ice infractions.

306
00:21:01,975 --> 00:21:06,352
Eight suspensions for fighting. Six arrests
for drunken driving, drunk and disorderly.

307
00:21:06,438 --> 00:21:09,011
Numerous gambling infractions and -

308
00:21:09,107 --> 00:21:14,564
how shall I put this? - one public sexual
incident with the lead of Visions On lce.

309
00:21:14,654 --> 00:21:17,858
All climaxing with a suspension
for the suspected organising

310
00:21:17,949 --> 00:21:21,199
of the throwing of game seven
in the '92 play-offs.

311
00:21:21,286 --> 00:21:25,331
Who is this fuckin' guy?
What is this? A fuckin' biography?

312
00:21:25,415 --> 00:21:29,199
The bottom line is,
your past is an issue for the new league.

313
00:21:29,294 --> 00:21:32,663
So much so that your contract
was almost terminated.

314
00:21:32,756 --> 00:21:36,291
Mr Fox convinced us
that if you moved to a less visible role,

315
00:21:36,384 --> 00:21:38,958
you could still be useful.

316
00:21:39,054 --> 00:21:41,461
A less visible role.

317
00:21:41,556 --> 00:21:44,226
I'm sorry, Sean. It's a done deal.

318
00:21:48,188 --> 00:21:50,761
That's it?

319
00:21:50,857 --> 00:21:54,855
After all these years, that's it, I'm out.
Just like that.

320
00:21:54,945 --> 00:21:57,021
I'm afraid so.

321
00:21:57,114 --> 00:22:00,981
But look at the bright side.
You still get to play hockey every day,

322
00:22:01,076 --> 00:22:03,828
and you still get paid to do it.

323
00:22:19,928 --> 00:22:23,297
- It's a fuckin' joke, right?
- I can't believe it either.

324
00:22:23,390 --> 00:22:26,973
- Yeah, but she's a woman.
- Well, woman or not,

325
00:22:27,894 --> 00:22:32,556
she's the new coach. It's a done deal.
So let's try to make it work.

326
00:22:32,649 --> 00:22:35,140
She does have a great ass.

327
00:22:37,779 --> 00:22:39,855
Uh-oh. Here she comes.

328
00:22:43,076 --> 00:22:47,405
Now that we're all in such a festive mood,
why don't we talk about this team?

329
00:22:47,497 --> 00:22:52,373
You guys are all lacking.
There's no pride. There's no chemistry.

330
00:22:52,461 --> 00:22:54,786
You fore-check like schoolgirls.

331
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:57,631
You let the opposition
crash the net at will.

332
00:22:58,216 --> 00:23:01,965
I know you have to hate me for a while
cos I'm a woman. I get that.

333
00:23:02,053 --> 00:23:05,007
But here's the deal.
We're stuck with each other,

334
00:23:05,098 --> 00:23:09,262
so... you can go ahead
and caII me a bitch behind my back.

335
00:23:09,352 --> 00:23:14,264
I really don't care. When I am taIking
to you, you're gonna listen.

336
00:23:14,357 --> 00:23:16,433
You got it?

337
00:23:17,402 --> 00:23:19,893
End to ends. Let's go.

338
00:23:21,865 --> 00:23:24,356
You think she's a dog?

339
00:23:31,333 --> 00:23:32,910
(whistle)

340
00:23:33,001 --> 00:23:35,041
Miller!

341
00:23:35,128 --> 00:23:37,417
''Whoo! Dump the puck!''

342
00:23:37,506 --> 00:23:40,839
The first sign of trouble
you dump the puck in the corner.

343
00:23:40,926 --> 00:23:43,713
We're playing a trap,
the only way to get it in the zone.

344
00:23:43,804 --> 00:23:47,219
Here's an idea.
Why don't you take it in there yourself?

345
00:23:47,307 --> 00:23:49,181
They're all over me.

346
00:23:49,267 --> 00:23:54,143
Then skate through them, knock them
on their ass. Like a real hockey player.

347
00:23:54,231 --> 00:23:57,397
You wouldn't know a real hockey player
if you fucked Bobby Orr.

348
00:23:57,484 --> 00:24:00,057
- Oh, no!
- She fucked Bobby Orr.

349
00:24:00,153 --> 00:24:02,395
- She fucked Bobby Orr.
- She fucked Bobby Orr.

350
00:24:03,156 --> 00:24:05,232
Hockey chick.

351
00:24:06,910 --> 00:24:08,321
OK.

352
00:24:08,411 --> 00:24:11,662
Palmberg,
you and Miller trap the neutral zone.

353
00:24:11,748 --> 00:24:14,370
When I come in, give me your best.

354
00:24:14,876 --> 00:24:17,996
- No problem, Coach.
- Rest of you guys, sit down.

355
00:24:37,315 --> 00:24:41,099
- She looks like Bobby Orr to me.
- See that, boys? Louisiana move.

356
00:24:41,903 --> 00:24:44,655
- What is this?
- Blue Bayou.

357
00:24:45,782 --> 00:24:48,700
Fuse, did you forgot
to take your pills today?

358
00:24:48,785 --> 00:24:51,407
- (grumbles in French)
- Ah, f...

359
00:24:51,496 --> 00:24:54,782
We were taking it easy on you
cos you're a woman.

360
00:24:54,875 --> 00:24:57,200
- Do that again.
- Sure.

361
00:25:02,382 --> 00:25:05,668
Come on, princess. Bring it on.

362
00:25:09,264 --> 00:25:11,138
Fuckin' Miller.

363
00:25:22,944 --> 00:25:26,360
- Who taught you how to do that?
- My grandfather, actually.

364
00:25:26,448 --> 00:25:27,990
No shit.

365
00:25:28,074 --> 00:25:30,447
Oh, now I get it.

366
00:25:30,535 --> 00:25:33,904
Ever heard of Billy Dage?
He had the meanest slap shot.

367
00:25:33,997 --> 00:25:36,868
Won the Stanley Cup three times.

368
00:25:36,958 --> 00:25:39,532
That's his granddaughter.

369
00:25:40,587 --> 00:25:43,292
What sharp little eyes you have.

370
00:25:43,381 --> 00:25:46,501
You guys go. Bus leaves in the morning.
Get some sleep.

371
00:25:46,593 --> 00:25:50,211
We want you nice and handsome
for the press conference tomorrow.

372
00:25:51,306 --> 00:25:55,849
She won't last long.
Chicks are soft and sensitive.

373
00:25:55,936 --> 00:26:01,392
Yeah, right. She's about as soft
and sensitive as a right hook.

374
00:26:12,911 --> 00:26:15,995
Taking that missed shot
a little hard, aren't you?

375
00:26:16,915 --> 00:26:18,991
You should know.

376
00:26:24,881 --> 00:26:28,001
Listen. I didn't get the chance before, so...

377
00:26:30,303 --> 00:26:34,218
- About last night, I wanted to say...
- Forget about it.

378
00:26:34,808 --> 00:26:39,719
- Really, I obviously didn't know...
- Well, I got the last word in, didn't I?

379
00:26:39,813 --> 00:26:41,272
Yeah.

380
00:26:44,234 --> 00:26:48,362
I've seen that replay a thousand times.
Everyone has.

381
00:26:53,535 --> 00:26:56,536
- That must kill you.
- No!

382
00:26:58,874 --> 00:27:00,950
It doesn't bother me.

383
00:27:03,003 --> 00:27:06,169
Is it true? Did you throw that game?

384
00:27:08,258 --> 00:27:10,714
What do you think?

385
00:27:10,802 --> 00:27:12,878
I don't know.

386
00:27:18,018 --> 00:27:20,425
Let me know when you do.

387
00:27:25,442 --> 00:27:27,518
Linden?

388
00:27:29,196 --> 00:27:31,769
Do you know what's really going on now?

389
00:27:31,865 --> 00:27:33,193
Yeah.

390
00:27:33,283 --> 00:27:36,617
When are you gonna tell
the guys about it?

391
00:27:36,703 --> 00:27:39,194
Soon. Just waiting for the right moment.

392
00:27:40,081 --> 00:27:42,869
Don't wait too long.
It's only gonna make it worse.

393
00:27:42,959 --> 00:27:45,497
I'll keep that in mind.

394
00:27:53,929 --> 00:27:57,380
- Here, have some jerky.
- I don't want it.

395
00:27:57,891 --> 00:27:59,765
Get outta here. Leave it alone.

396
00:27:59,851 --> 00:28:02,389
- The bet's ten bucks.
- I'm out.

397
00:28:02,479 --> 00:28:05,895
Cheap bastard. Every time
the betting gets a little heavy, you fold.

398
00:28:05,982 --> 00:28:09,019
- I do so.
- Palmberg, how many cards?

399
00:28:09,111 --> 00:28:12,277
No, no. I'm sitting pretty,
suckin' on Lady Luck's titty.

400
00:28:13,532 --> 00:28:16,283
- Gasmer?
- I'll take two.

401
00:28:16,368 --> 00:28:20,994
What if you got dealt a royal flush?
Would you still ask for two cards?

402
00:28:21,081 --> 00:28:22,741
I don't know.

403
00:28:22,833 --> 00:28:26,036
I thought this medication
was supposed to be helping you.

404
00:28:26,128 --> 00:28:29,876
- No, no, it's working.
- Then take only one card.

405
00:28:32,384 --> 00:28:34,423
I'll take two.

406
00:28:34,511 --> 00:28:37,180
Crazy bastard. What about you, Yanny?

407
00:28:37,264 --> 00:28:39,885
I, uh...

408
00:28:39,975 --> 00:28:43,178
- Five.
- You can't take five, Chernobyl.

409
00:28:43,270 --> 00:28:45,843
Dvotchka,
I thought you taught him to play poker.

410
00:28:45,939 --> 00:28:48,430
(speaks in Czechoslovakian)

411
00:28:51,153 --> 00:28:53,478
You still haven't told them.

412
00:28:53,572 --> 00:28:56,573
I'm still waiting for the right moment.

413
00:28:57,742 --> 00:29:02,369
Listen up, guys. Linden's got something
very important he needs to tell you.

414
00:29:07,335 --> 00:29:09,957
Fine. Fine.

415
00:29:11,506 --> 00:29:15,800
Guys, listen up. There's some things
I have to tell you about this new league.

416
00:29:16,303 --> 00:29:17,927
Now...

417
00:29:20,682 --> 00:29:25,474
- Ever heard of the Harlem Globetrotters?
- We going against Globetrotters?

418
00:29:25,562 --> 00:29:30,853
- But they play basketball, no, Coach?
- We don't play against the Globetrotters.

419
00:29:30,942 --> 00:29:34,442
But you know when they play
how it's a lot of fun,

420
00:29:34,529 --> 00:29:38,313
and they do a lot of specialised tricks
and there's razzle-dazzle?

421
00:29:38,408 --> 00:29:41,528
- That's what we're gonna do?
- Not exactly.

422
00:29:41,620 --> 00:29:45,071
You guys have heard of
the Washington Nationals.

423
00:29:45,165 --> 00:29:48,700
The chumps that play against
the Globetrotters? Right?

424
00:29:48,794 --> 00:29:50,870
- Right.
- That's gonna be us?

425
00:29:50,962 --> 00:29:55,256
I am sorry.
I am Czech, maybe I not understanding.

426
00:29:55,342 --> 00:29:57,749
We are to these people
losing every game?

427
00:29:57,844 --> 00:30:01,889
- Something like that, yes.
- Bullshit. We're getting fucked in the dick.

428
00:30:01,973 --> 00:30:05,508
- Yes. In the dick.
- No. We're getting fucked in the ass.

429
00:30:05,602 --> 00:30:06,977
- Yes.
- That too.

430
00:30:07,062 --> 00:30:09,351
Guys, guys.

431
00:30:10,482 --> 00:30:13,234
It's about the money. Right?

432
00:30:14,236 --> 00:30:18,613
I mean, we all got bills.
Some of us got expensive mortgages.

433
00:30:18,698 --> 00:30:22,482
Some of you got kids
with high-school tuitions. Right?

434
00:30:22,577 --> 00:30:25,364
- And they're giving us per diem.
- Fuck per diem!

435
00:30:25,455 --> 00:30:29,868
Fuck the money! Don't you see what's
goin' on here? We've been sold out.

436
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:33,827
If we go along with this,
we can kiss our careers goodbye.

437
00:30:33,922 --> 00:30:36,923
It's not true.
We're playing real hockey as well.

438
00:30:37,425 --> 00:30:39,418
- No shit?
- Yeah, it's in my contract.

439
00:30:39,511 --> 00:30:42,595
We play half exhibition games
and half real games.

440
00:30:42,681 --> 00:30:45,053
She doesn't know
what the fuck she's on about.

441
00:30:45,142 --> 00:30:46,719
You again with the mouth.

442
00:30:46,810 --> 00:30:51,388
I know more about what I've signed on
to do than all of you guys put together.

443
00:30:51,481 --> 00:30:54,399
You'll get more exposure
in one game in this league

444
00:30:54,484 --> 00:30:56,773
than five years in the federal league.

445
00:30:56,862 --> 00:30:59,981
It's real hockey,
on real TV, for real money.

446
00:31:00,073 --> 00:31:02,991
It sounds like real bullshit.

447
00:31:03,076 --> 00:31:06,445
You know how sure I am
we're gonna play real games?

448
00:31:06,538 --> 00:31:09,658
I'm gonna outskate you
on the ice and off. Ready?

449
00:31:09,749 --> 00:31:13,794
I'll make you guys a little bet.
You ask me anything about hockey.

450
00:31:13,879 --> 00:31:18,291
You all get one shot. If I get them
all right, we're in this together. OK?

451
00:31:18,383 --> 00:31:20,292
OK. OK. OK.

452
00:31:20,385 --> 00:31:22,461
But if we win,

453
00:31:22,971 --> 00:31:26,091
you have to show us your tits
for... ten seconds.

454
00:31:26,183 --> 00:31:30,132
- (speaks Czechoslovakian)
- We would like to see 15 seconds.

455
00:31:31,021 --> 00:31:33,726
- Don't do it.
- No problem.

456
00:31:33,815 --> 00:31:35,891
- Done.
- Nice.

457
00:31:38,403 --> 00:31:41,238
- You're fuckin' nuts.
- Let's go. Who's up?

458
00:31:41,323 --> 00:31:45,272
OK, sweetheart. Who's the first team
to win a game by 15 goals?

459
00:31:45,368 --> 00:31:48,535
Detroit Red Wings.
Beat the Rangers 15 - zip.

460
00:31:48,622 --> 00:31:52,156
1944, sweet cheeks.
You're out. Who's up?

461
00:31:52,250 --> 00:31:54,658
Only team to score nine goals
in one period?

462
00:31:54,753 --> 00:31:59,130
Buffalo Sabers. Beat Toronto, 1981 .
You're out. Next?

463
00:32:00,050 --> 00:32:01,758
Question.

464
00:32:01,843 --> 00:32:06,339
The first time the goaler,
he weared a mask on the NHL?

465
00:32:06,431 --> 00:32:09,005
Clint Benedict. 1930. Bye.

466
00:32:09,392 --> 00:32:10,258
Next?

467
00:32:10,352 --> 00:32:15,393
- Who was the first brother in the NHL?
- Willie O'Ree. Boston Bruins, 1958.

468
00:32:15,482 --> 00:32:18,317
- You're damn right.
- Next?

469
00:32:20,612 --> 00:32:22,735
- What you got?
- He asking,

470
00:32:22,823 --> 00:32:28,030
if you are merry, would you to sleeping
with winger for inspiring on big game?

471
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:29,946
Nyet. And nyet.

472
00:32:30,038 --> 00:32:31,782
So you're out.

473
00:32:31,873 --> 00:32:36,203
Which... NHL player
has the biggest cock?

474
00:32:38,964 --> 00:32:40,209
Bobby Orr.

475
00:32:40,298 --> 00:32:43,050
Bobby! Hockey chick.

476
00:32:43,844 --> 00:32:45,468
All right.

477
00:32:45,554 --> 00:32:47,879
- Do I get a question?
- Shoot.

478
00:32:47,973 --> 00:32:50,131
Toronto coach Cal Jarvis,

479
00:32:50,225 --> 00:32:53,226
what were his dying bedside words
to his wife?

480
00:32:54,187 --> 00:32:57,687
''I love you more than hockey.''

481
00:33:00,610 --> 00:33:02,769
Well, boys,

482
00:33:02,863 --> 00:33:05,354
I heard they got great steaks in Omaha.

483
00:33:13,999 --> 00:33:18,162
Wow. Maybe we were wrong
about all this. This is pretty big-time.

484
00:33:24,759 --> 00:33:27,215
Hey. Rick Cooper,
press secretary, lawyer,

485
00:33:27,304 --> 00:33:30,258
and jack-of-all-trades
for Mr Claremont's office.

486
00:33:30,348 --> 00:33:34,049
He's asked me to look after you.
Any problems, questions, I'm your man.

487
00:33:34,144 --> 00:33:36,469
First thing... aha!

488
00:33:36,563 --> 00:33:40,561
We have got some
great new uniforms for you guys.

489
00:33:40,650 --> 00:33:43,141
(Wolfhard) It looks like a friggin' rooster.

490
00:33:44,654 --> 00:33:46,730
Super Chiefs.

491
00:33:47,407 --> 00:33:50,029
What the hell is that? We're the Chiefs.

492
00:33:50,118 --> 00:33:52,490
Mr Claremont doesn't want an incident

493
00:33:52,579 --> 00:33:55,070
Iike the Atlanta Braves
with their PC Indian problems,

494
00:33:55,165 --> 00:33:57,917
so we just altered the name.

495
00:33:59,461 --> 00:34:02,711
Super Chief's the name of a train.
Problem solved.

496
00:34:02,798 --> 00:34:04,458
No. no. Allo.

497
00:34:04,549 --> 00:34:07,087
Excuse. See that?

498
00:34:07,177 --> 00:34:10,877
We wear that for many year.
I can't not wear that. OK?

499
00:34:11,765 --> 00:34:13,923
- Sure you can.
- No.

500
00:34:14,017 --> 00:34:16,590
No. I don't think you understand.

501
00:34:17,687 --> 00:34:19,727
I can't not wear that shirt.

502
00:34:19,815 --> 00:34:22,388
Better listen to him on this one, Cooper.

503
00:34:22,484 --> 00:34:26,398
He's out on a weekend pass
from the psycho ward.

504
00:34:27,322 --> 00:34:29,398
All right.

505
00:34:29,491 --> 00:34:31,365
How about this?

506
00:34:31,451 --> 00:34:34,571
You wear your old one
underneath your new one.

507
00:34:36,832 --> 00:34:39,453
OK. Me, I like that.

508
00:34:40,544 --> 00:34:43,794
- Thank you.
- Hey, they gave me fuckin' 16!

509
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:46,502
- I'm supposed to be 1 7.
- Yeah, and I'm 16.

510
00:34:46,591 --> 00:34:49,165
They gave me 1 7. I'm supposed to be 18.

511
00:34:49,261 --> 00:34:51,752
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Time-out. Time-out.

512
00:34:52,806 --> 00:34:54,964
Coach is here.

513
00:34:55,058 --> 00:34:57,632
That here. Then we go like this.

514
00:34:58,436 --> 00:35:00,513
- All right!
- Thanks, Coach.

515
00:35:02,816 --> 00:35:06,185
Look. We're going to look like
Communist clowns again.

516
00:35:06,278 --> 00:35:07,855
Yes.

517
00:35:07,946 --> 00:35:11,066
- What is with the wings?
- Oh, uh...

518
00:35:12,075 --> 00:35:15,159
- It's the Better America logo.
- What is Better America?

519
00:35:15,245 --> 00:35:19,077
It's America's most respected
family values organisation.

520
00:35:19,833 --> 00:35:21,909
Heads up.

521
00:35:24,588 --> 00:35:27,921
Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome the president and CEO

522
00:35:28,008 --> 00:35:31,792
of Claremont Family Media,
Richmond Claremont.

523
00:35:31,887 --> 00:35:34,460
(crowd applauds and cheers)

524
00:35:36,266 --> 00:35:38,223
Thank you.

525
00:35:38,768 --> 00:35:40,428
Thank you.

526
00:35:40,729 --> 00:35:43,220
My son loves hockey.

527
00:35:43,773 --> 00:35:47,308
And last year I took him
to a Rangers game.

528
00:35:47,402 --> 00:35:50,818
I was shocked and appalled
at what we saw.

529
00:35:51,531 --> 00:35:54,449
Fighting, cursing, blood.

530
00:35:54,534 --> 00:35:57,903
- Good thing he didn't go to Detroit.
- What a shame,

531
00:35:57,996 --> 00:36:03,869
all these beautiful kids in the country
with nothing but thugs as role models.

532
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:09,037
So I decided to create a fun and exciting
hockey game that the family can go to.

533
00:36:09,132 --> 00:36:12,050
There will be no violence. No fighting.

534
00:36:12,135 --> 00:36:15,753
- Shit!
- Just a good bunch of clean-cut action.

535
00:36:15,847 --> 00:36:19,014
So it's with great pride,
enthusiasm and joy

536
00:36:19,100 --> 00:36:21,177
that I introduce to you

537
00:36:21,269 --> 00:36:24,187
your new Omaha Ice Breakers.

538
00:36:24,272 --> 00:36:26,348
(fanfare)

539
00:36:35,992 --> 00:36:39,527
Ice Breakers, everything Ice Breakers.
What about the Chiefs?

540
00:36:39,621 --> 00:36:41,661
Fuckin' Super Chiefs.

541
00:36:41,998 --> 00:36:46,541
Now, we needed to find a coach
to bring the Ice Breakers some style.

542
00:36:46,628 --> 00:36:49,914
So we went all the way
to Broadway to find him.

543
00:36:50,006 --> 00:36:53,340
I would like to introduce to you
the creator and choreographer

544
00:36:53,426 --> 00:36:56,546
- of the family smash hit Visions On lce...
- Oh, shit.

545
00:36:56,638 --> 00:36:58,381
Mr Dexter Howell.

546
00:36:58,473 --> 00:37:00,549
(crowd applauds)

547
00:37:03,979 --> 00:37:06,730
- What? You know him?
- No.

548
00:37:08,316 --> 00:37:10,807
(camp voice) Thank you, Mr Claremont.

549
00:37:11,653 --> 00:37:14,607
Well, this is very exciting, isn't it?

550
00:37:14,698 --> 00:37:17,901
We have assembled for you a very fine,

551
00:37:17,993 --> 00:37:22,156
very talented,
world-class group of hockey artists.

552
00:37:22,247 --> 00:37:27,703
And I promise you are gonna get a show
like you have never seen before.

553
00:37:27,794 --> 00:37:30,914
- I just love these boys.
- I bet you do.

554
00:37:31,006 --> 00:37:33,082
Thank you.

555
00:37:34,092 --> 00:37:36,168
Thank you, Dexter.

556
00:37:39,306 --> 00:37:42,260
Now it's time to meet
some of these young men.

557
00:37:42,350 --> 00:37:44,841
He was captain of the Yale hockey team.

558
00:37:44,936 --> 00:37:49,148
Now he's captain
of the Omaha Ice Breakers. Skipper Tesh.

559
00:37:49,608 --> 00:37:51,481
Skipper.

560
00:37:52,611 --> 00:37:56,311
- Skipper? Fuck.
- Sounds like some guy's ass I kicked.

561
00:37:56,406 --> 00:37:58,565
Pussy.

562
00:37:58,658 --> 00:38:01,695
Once we work the teams out on the road,
we're coming back here

563
00:38:01,787 --> 00:38:04,491
to kick off our official big city tour.

564
00:38:04,581 --> 00:38:06,657
And that's not all.

565
00:38:06,750 --> 00:38:09,620
The Omaha game
will be nationally televised.

566
00:38:17,177 --> 00:38:20,462
Of course,
the Ice Breakers need someone to play.

567
00:38:20,931 --> 00:38:23,504
So we snagged a doozie of a coach,

568
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:28,013
smart, tough and experienced.

569
00:38:28,104 --> 00:38:32,517
From the bloodline
of a legendary hockey great, Billy Dage,

570
00:38:32,609 --> 00:38:35,361
his granddaughter, Jessie Dage.

571
00:38:39,032 --> 00:38:41,025
That is a fine-ass pair of legs.

572
00:38:44,371 --> 00:38:46,992
I thank you for being... Huh?

573
00:38:47,082 --> 00:38:49,999
Introduce the Chiefs.

574
00:38:50,085 --> 00:38:51,544
Yes, yes, yes.

575
00:38:51,628 --> 00:38:55,495
Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands
together for the Super Chiefs.

576
00:38:55,590 --> 00:38:57,500
Stand up. Take a bow.

577
00:39:04,683 --> 00:39:07,256
Hey, watch it, hot shot!

578
00:39:07,352 --> 00:39:09,510
I got an infection.

579
00:39:09,604 --> 00:39:11,229
- Yeah?
-Yeah.

580
00:39:11,314 --> 00:39:14,066
- You all right?
- No.

581
00:39:14,151 --> 00:39:16,642
- Hurt when you pee?
- Yeah.

582
00:39:17,821 --> 00:39:22,613
Hi. Aren't you the guy that punched out
the ref in the national championships?

583
00:39:22,701 --> 00:39:25,239
- Yeah. What about it?
- I don't know.

584
00:39:25,328 --> 00:39:27,902
Looks like it did wonders for your career.

585
00:39:35,172 --> 00:39:39,335
- I don't like these guys.
- Miller... exhale.

586
00:39:39,968 --> 00:39:43,171
We don't even know 'em.
Try bonding with them.

587
00:39:49,478 --> 00:39:51,554
Palmberg, watch this.

588
00:39:56,735 --> 00:39:59,273
Where'd you guys come out of?
The 'NSync league?

589
00:39:59,362 --> 00:40:02,316
- Better than the beer league.
- Oh, quick and pretty.

590
00:40:02,407 --> 00:40:05,325
We played Ivy League.
It was a prerequisite.

591
00:40:05,410 --> 00:40:11,164
That explains it. All the teeth, no scars,
nice nose. Was a no-contact league, eh?

592
00:40:11,249 --> 00:40:12,708
Eh?

593
00:40:12,793 --> 00:40:17,454
Eh? What's the matter? You can't speak
English, you dumb fuckin' Canuck? Huh?

594
00:40:17,547 --> 00:40:21,082
You guys, all of you, you're fuckin' losers.

595
00:40:21,176 --> 00:40:24,296
That's why they hired you to play us. OK?

596
00:40:24,387 --> 00:40:26,463
So blow me.

597
00:40:29,643 --> 00:40:30,757
Hey, Linden.

598
00:40:31,812 --> 00:40:33,140
Screw you.

599
00:40:35,732 --> 00:40:37,808
Fuckin' Miller!

600
00:40:41,613 --> 00:40:44,733
- Miller, knock it off.
- Why? We're bonding.

601
00:40:56,378 --> 00:40:59,498
Well, now that we've all... met each other,

602
00:40:59,589 --> 00:41:03,254
the next person who steps out of line
will be finished. Is that clear?

603
00:41:03,343 --> 00:41:06,961
This is a family show
and fighting will not be tolerated.

604
00:41:07,430 --> 00:41:10,716
We are going to be developing
a different style of hockey

605
00:41:10,809 --> 00:41:15,886
that you won't have played before. If
anybody wants to have attitude, bench it.

606
00:41:15,981 --> 00:41:19,599
First, we will now play
two 20-minute periods instead of three.

607
00:41:19,693 --> 00:41:22,610
Hey, you're fuckin' with the rules, man.

608
00:41:27,451 --> 00:41:30,784
Mr Palmberg,
Mr Claremont makes your rules,

609
00:41:30,871 --> 00:41:34,999
and both he and I feel that this format
will be more television-friendly.

610
00:41:35,083 --> 00:41:37,539
Is that clear?

611
00:41:37,627 --> 00:41:43,084
Two, let us never forget
that it is the Ice Breakers

612
00:41:43,925 --> 00:41:48,587
that are the stars of this show.
And, like the stars of a Broadway show,

613
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:51,171
they must remain fresh,
healthy and unmarked.

614
00:41:51,266 --> 00:41:56,094
There will be none of that... stuff that
some of your people like to do. Like...

615
00:42:00,066 --> 00:42:03,270
hip-checking, high-sticking, tripping,...

616
00:42:03,361 --> 00:42:05,568
butt-ending.

617
00:42:05,655 --> 00:42:07,731
(sniggering)

618
00:42:12,078 --> 00:42:14,237
These are your scripts.

619
00:42:14,331 --> 00:42:18,874
Your scripts are your bibles.
Let us imagine that our script is called:

620
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:21,451
''The Ice Breakers Beat
the Super Chiefs Again.''

621
00:42:21,546 --> 00:42:25,081
It's a comedy, and every one of you
has a part to play in it.

622
00:42:25,175 --> 00:42:29,837
Unlike a Hollywood script, every one of
these words is to be respected as written.

623
00:42:29,930 --> 00:42:32,765
Is that clear? There will be no rewrites.

624
00:42:33,809 --> 00:42:35,885
OK. Good.

625
00:42:35,977 --> 00:42:38,647
So... from now on

626
00:42:38,730 --> 00:42:42,348
we are not going to practise,
we're gonna rehearse.

627
00:42:42,442 --> 00:42:45,479
We are not going to play,

628
00:42:45,570 --> 00:42:47,646
we're gonna perform.

629
00:42:50,033 --> 00:42:51,693
Oh, um...

630
00:42:51,785 --> 00:42:53,861
Mr Linden,

631
00:42:56,164 --> 00:43:00,209
head office will no longer tolerate
any lewd or lascivious behaviour.

632
00:43:00,293 --> 00:43:03,828
- What are you talkin' about?
- Don't play coy with me, sister.

633
00:43:03,922 --> 00:43:06,330
That little girl was gonna be
a very big star

634
00:43:06,424 --> 00:43:11,549
before your liaison got splashed
all over every tabloid in town.

635
00:43:11,638 --> 00:43:13,844
Are we clear?

636
00:43:15,058 --> 00:43:17,134
Yes, ma'am.

637
00:43:17,227 --> 00:43:19,718
(laughter)

638
00:43:20,272 --> 00:43:22,348
So...

639
00:43:23,984 --> 00:43:27,150
This is it, people. Places, please.

640
00:43:27,571 --> 00:43:29,065
Five, six, seven, eight.

641
00:43:35,370 --> 00:43:37,446
(blows whistle)

642
00:44:00,896 --> 00:44:03,731
Don't touch that puck! Come back here.

643
00:44:03,815 --> 00:44:07,149
This is not your scene we're rehearsing.
Leave it alone!

644
00:44:07,235 --> 00:44:10,521
- Yeah! All right!
- Mr Linden.

645
00:44:15,285 --> 00:44:17,954
Then you just step back...

646
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:26,630
Wait a second. What is going on here?

647
00:44:26,713 --> 00:44:28,789
Mr Miller, please.

648
00:44:35,722 --> 00:44:37,798
Jesus! Stop that!

649
00:44:49,945 --> 00:44:53,989
Jesus Christ!
What kind of fucking bullshit is this?

650
00:44:54,074 --> 00:44:57,988
Mr Miller, you wouldn't have lasted
five minutes in Paradise On lce.

651
00:44:58,078 --> 00:45:02,787
Get out of here. You just take your little
ass and get it right down the ice. Go on!

652
00:45:03,750 --> 00:45:05,826
Hurry up.

653
00:45:11,967 --> 00:45:16,261
You'll be fine, Mr Gasmer. I promise,
really. It's a sure crowd pleaser.

654
00:45:16,346 --> 00:45:19,845
Just assume the position. That's it.

655
00:45:21,518 --> 00:45:23,096
Five, six,

656
00:45:23,186 --> 00:45:24,894
seven, eight. Now.

657
00:45:29,734 --> 00:45:32,190
- Whoa!
- Holy shit.

658
00:45:36,408 --> 00:45:38,863
This was supposed to be a family show.

659
00:45:38,952 --> 00:45:42,487
What the hell were you thinking?
Mr Gasmer, are you all right?

660
00:45:43,206 --> 00:45:46,658
Howell, when do we start
practising real hockey?

661
00:45:46,751 --> 00:45:49,836
Real hockey? This is real hockey.

662
00:45:49,921 --> 00:45:52,210
No. This is you rehearsing your show.

663
00:45:52,299 --> 00:45:56,166
We're supposed to play half exhibition
games and half real games.

664
00:45:57,971 --> 00:46:01,506
- When do I work with my guys?
- Soon.

665
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:03,308
Soon.

666
00:46:03,393 --> 00:46:05,967
- Pull my finger, Jeff.
- (farts)

667
00:46:08,732 --> 00:46:12,646
Gentlemen - excuse me -
may I talk to you for a second?

668
00:46:12,736 --> 00:46:14,610
Sure.

669
00:46:20,827 --> 00:46:25,323
All right, all right, already!
I heard you. God!

670
00:46:25,415 --> 00:46:28,202
- What can I get you?
- Coffee and the roast beef.

671
00:46:28,293 --> 00:46:32,291
My friend Eminem here will have the tofu,
with some heroin sauce.

672
00:46:32,380 --> 00:46:36,248
I'll have the chicken. See how bad
we pounded those pricks today?

673
00:46:36,343 --> 00:46:38,798
- Yeah. It almost cost us our jobs.
- Whatever.

674
00:46:38,887 --> 00:46:40,796
Hey, Palm.

675
00:46:42,182 --> 00:46:44,471
Look, all I'm saying is, play it cool.

676
00:46:44,559 --> 00:46:49,636
Easy for you to say. This is probably it
for you. I still got a shot at the NHL.

677
00:46:49,731 --> 00:46:52,815
Not with that attitude.
That stunt you pulled today?

678
00:46:52,901 --> 00:46:58,108
It's because of that attitude that you
didn't make the draft. Ever think of that?

679
00:46:59,116 --> 00:47:01,653
Yeah. Oh... OK. Come on, don't.

680
00:47:01,743 --> 00:47:05,408
You always play that joke on me.
It's not too fun, OK?

681
00:47:05,497 --> 00:47:08,414
- So I'll just get a beer.
- OK.

682
00:47:08,500 --> 00:47:10,872
That uniform is kinda sexy.

683
00:47:11,253 --> 00:47:14,503
But you should undo a button or two,

684
00:47:15,132 --> 00:47:16,875
put on a little show,

685
00:47:16,967 --> 00:47:21,011
cos nothing gets guys
in the tipping mood like a little...

686
00:47:21,096 --> 00:47:23,172
tit action.

687
00:47:24,057 --> 00:47:26,631
I'll keep that in mind.

688
00:47:28,061 --> 00:47:30,635
- And for you?
- For me...

689
00:47:31,690 --> 00:47:35,687
Chicken, no skin. Salad, fruit.
On the plate, all together.

690
00:47:35,777 --> 00:47:39,941
Nothing is to touch, or else you take it
back. Thank you, fuck you, c'est tout.

691
00:47:40,031 --> 00:47:41,276
OK.

692
00:47:41,366 --> 00:47:44,284
Yeah. I've got some coupons here.

693
00:47:44,369 --> 00:47:47,156
How's the... snatch of the day?

694
00:47:47,956 --> 00:47:51,539
- Don't listen to them.
- (players laugh)

695
00:47:53,670 --> 00:47:56,126
- Hey, guys.
- (all) Hey!

696
00:47:58,467 --> 00:48:00,543
Whoa. Where you going?

697
00:48:00,635 --> 00:48:03,755
- We're going home.
- We're the wrong asthmatics.

698
00:48:03,847 --> 00:48:07,595
- No. Howell said the wrong aesthetics.
- But we're athletic.

699
00:48:07,684 --> 00:48:12,476
Guys, guys, guys, hold on. Hold on.
What are you saying?

700
00:48:12,564 --> 00:48:15,185
- Howell fired you guys?
- No. He said we could go home.

701
00:48:15,275 --> 00:48:18,609
- Yeah, we're the wrong asthmatics.
- It's aesthetics.

702
00:48:18,695 --> 00:48:22,230
Time-out, you guys.
You were fired, you morons.

703
00:48:28,288 --> 00:48:29,319
This is bullshit.

704
00:48:29,414 --> 00:48:31,241
No, Coach, it's OK,

705
00:48:31,333 --> 00:48:34,002
because we like to
play old-time hockey, like Eddie Shore.

706
00:48:34,085 --> 00:48:35,959
- Dick Clapper.
- Toe Blake.

707
00:48:36,046 --> 00:48:38,288
- And Gordie Howe.
- Gordie!

708
00:48:38,381 --> 00:48:40,421
Coach, this ain't hockey.

709
00:48:40,509 --> 00:48:44,293
Listen to me, boys. This ain't over.

710
00:48:44,387 --> 00:48:46,012
I'll be in touch.

711
00:48:46,097 --> 00:48:47,924
- OK.
- Thanks.

712
00:48:48,016 --> 00:48:50,258
See you later.

713
00:48:50,352 --> 00:48:53,388
- Did he say anything about me?
- No. Sorry, Miller.

714
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:54,595
Shit.

715
00:48:54,689 --> 00:48:57,690
- That's OK.
- See you, guys.

716
00:49:07,661 --> 00:49:10,448
Ah! Never mind the kids.

717
00:49:10,539 --> 00:49:14,488
Never mind the zoning laws.
I want that land.

718
00:49:15,293 --> 00:49:19,790
Listen, John, for me to donate
$500,000 to your party

719
00:49:19,881 --> 00:49:22,372
I don't need phone calls like this.

720
00:49:29,182 --> 00:49:32,468
- I'm sorry, can I help you?
- I'd like to see Richmond Claremont.

721
00:49:32,561 --> 00:49:34,684
Do you have an appointment?

722
00:49:34,771 --> 00:49:36,847
No. But, uh...

723
00:49:40,861 --> 00:49:42,937
Why, that's impossible.

724
00:49:44,322 --> 00:49:47,691
- Right.
- Hey, wait. Get me Mr Cooper.

725
00:49:47,784 --> 00:49:51,319
If you wanna stay a congressman
and retain your tenure,

726
00:49:51,413 --> 00:49:54,330
then I suggest
you do something about this.

727
00:49:54,416 --> 00:49:56,492
Excuse me.

728
00:50:02,924 --> 00:50:04,632
Who are you?

729
00:50:04,718 --> 00:50:08,632
Don't say a thing. Do not say
another word. As your lawyer...

730
00:50:08,722 --> 00:50:11,094
Linden, what are you doing here?

731
00:50:11,183 --> 00:50:15,132
He said you were going to be arrested
on cocaine possession.

732
00:50:15,228 --> 00:50:18,846
Cooper, who is this man
and how did he get in here?

733
00:50:24,654 --> 00:50:27,905
- You're an FBI agent?
- No. I'm Sean Linden.

734
00:50:27,991 --> 00:50:31,407
I'm the captain of your new hockey team,
the Super Chiefs.

735
00:50:31,495 --> 00:50:34,330
- This is a real badge.
- Yeah.

736
00:50:34,956 --> 00:50:37,530
I won it in a card game.

737
00:50:45,926 --> 00:50:49,129
Movie stars, heads of state, senators

738
00:50:49,221 --> 00:50:52,257
do not get in this room without clearance.

739
00:50:52,349 --> 00:50:55,266
Yet a hockey lug strolls in.

740
00:50:55,352 --> 00:50:58,388
Olive, go back to your desk.
You stay here.

741
00:51:00,273 --> 00:51:03,025
Oh, ma ma ma ma ma ma ma.

742
00:51:05,987 --> 00:51:07,861
Sean Linden.

743
00:51:08,949 --> 00:51:11,736
You got a lot of juice.

744
00:51:11,827 --> 00:51:13,903
I'm impressed by that.

745
00:51:13,995 --> 00:51:17,364
I'm very busy but I'll give you
five minutes, starting now.

746
00:51:17,457 --> 00:51:20,209
I'm pissed off about
this whole Hanson thing.

747
00:51:20,293 --> 00:51:23,876
- What are you referring to?
- The three brothers on the team.

748
00:51:23,964 --> 00:51:27,831
- They're the heart and soul of everything.
- The mutant robots

749
00:51:27,926 --> 00:51:31,129
with thick glasses.
Howell told me they were wrong.

750
00:51:31,221 --> 00:51:35,088
Because they love hockey?
There's more where they came from.

751
00:51:35,183 --> 00:51:38,683
- You're not threatening me, are you?
- Warning you.

752
00:51:38,770 --> 00:51:42,982
Me and the guys are getting sick
and tired of your off-Broadway revue.

753
00:51:43,066 --> 00:51:47,278
- We feel like you don't respect the game.
- I don't.

754
00:51:48,196 --> 00:51:51,316
- What do you mean?
- I don't respect your little game.

755
00:51:51,408 --> 00:51:54,029
I respect money and television ratings,

756
00:51:54,119 --> 00:51:56,657
and this league brings a lot more of both.

757
00:51:59,416 --> 00:52:00,958
Right.

758
00:52:01,042 --> 00:52:03,913
So then it's all about
cleaning up at the bank.

759
00:52:04,004 --> 00:52:06,839
What's wrong with that?

760
00:52:06,923 --> 00:52:09,414
We both get more of what we want.

761
00:52:09,509 --> 00:52:14,005
Better America gets a vehicle
to promote their wholesome agenda.

762
00:52:14,097 --> 00:52:17,881
You and the Ice Breakers make
some more money. I get a hit show.

763
00:52:18,810 --> 00:52:21,384
- What's your problem?
- The problem is,

764
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:24,765
you got me and the new coach
and the whole damn team down here

765
00:52:24,858 --> 00:52:28,025
thinking that eventually
we'll play in some real games.

766
00:52:28,111 --> 00:52:29,689
Well, you are.

767
00:52:29,821 --> 00:52:32,775
Don't bullshit a bullshitter,
Mr Claremont.

768
00:52:33,658 --> 00:52:36,743
I know what it sounds like.

769
00:52:37,287 --> 00:52:39,363
I respect that.

770
00:52:40,081 --> 00:52:42,655
I tell you what you do.

771
00:52:44,002 --> 00:52:47,703
You go and tell your team-mates
who are losing heart

772
00:52:48,548 --> 00:52:51,122
that I will double their salaries.

773
00:52:54,805 --> 00:52:58,470
- You're gonna double our salaries?
- That depends on you.

774
00:52:58,558 --> 00:53:01,595
You mean if I forget
some of this conversation.

775
00:53:01,686 --> 00:53:04,308
I'm forgetting this conversation right now.

776
00:53:06,858 --> 00:53:08,483
Right.

777
00:53:12,781 --> 00:53:14,857
Mr Linden?

778
00:53:16,243 --> 00:53:18,781
I trust we understand each other.

779
00:53:20,330 --> 00:53:22,903
I'll see you around, Claremont.

780
00:53:23,708 --> 00:53:26,413
He's going to double our salaries?

781
00:53:26,503 --> 00:53:29,338
Well, that's what the man said.

782
00:53:29,422 --> 00:53:31,499
So...

783
00:53:34,761 --> 00:53:37,964
What do you wanna do, boys?
Do we agree?

784
00:53:39,850 --> 00:53:43,016
- I'm in.
- (all) Yeah.

785
00:53:49,109 --> 00:53:52,063
- I'm ready.
- Yo, man, you sure you're ready?

786
00:53:52,154 --> 00:53:54,561
- Yeah, I'm ready. Come on.
- OK.

787
00:53:56,575 --> 00:54:00,323
- Thanks, Cariboo.
- What the hell is going on in here?

788
00:54:00,412 --> 00:54:03,366
It's OK.
The day of his high-school championship

789
00:54:03,457 --> 00:54:06,660
Gasmer's girlfriend broke up with him
and kneed him in the nuts.

790
00:54:06,751 --> 00:54:08,910
He had a shutout that night.

791
00:54:09,337 --> 00:54:13,169
- It's just part of his ritual.
- You crazy bastard.

792
00:54:13,300 --> 00:54:15,672
(commentator) Ladies and gentlemen,

793
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:18,927
Better America
and Claremont Family Media

794
00:54:19,014 --> 00:54:23,225
take great pleasure in presenting to you
the Omaha Ice Breakers,

795
00:54:23,310 --> 00:54:25,765
led by their captain, Skipper Tesh.

796
00:54:25,854 --> 00:54:29,305
Give a big warm welcome
to Trent, Ash, Rob,

797
00:54:29,399 --> 00:54:31,771
Will, Blaine, Ethan,

798
00:54:31,860 --> 00:54:35,478
Jordan, Leo, Flynn and Justin!

799
00:54:36,281 --> 00:54:38,854
And challenging our Omaha boys...

800
00:54:38,950 --> 00:54:41,785
the Super Chiefs, from Charlestown.

801
00:54:43,038 --> 00:54:46,703
Better America is a company
dedicated to fine entertainment.

802
00:54:46,792 --> 00:54:50,492
Better America, the name you can trust
for wholesome recreation.

803
00:54:50,587 --> 00:54:55,628
Better America, finding new ways
to make our country a better America.

804
00:54:55,717 --> 00:54:58,422
Feel like I'm in the fuckin' lce Capades.

805
00:55:16,113 --> 00:55:17,904
That was just so rude.

806
00:55:22,119 --> 00:55:24,526
- Sweet.
- Fuck this shit.

807
00:55:24,621 --> 00:55:29,497
Let's remind these assholes who the real
stars are - dish out some fuckin' hurt.

808
00:55:29,584 --> 00:55:31,660
No problem.

809
00:55:34,506 --> 00:55:37,423
- You bush-league asshole.
- Thanks, princess.

810
00:55:38,510 --> 00:55:41,215
Miller wins the draw.
Pushes it back to Linden.

811
00:55:41,304 --> 00:55:44,508
They're bringing it down the ice,
but this won't last long.

812
00:55:44,599 --> 00:55:48,727
lce Breakers all over 'em. Skipper Tesh
has his eye on him. There's the pass.

813
00:55:48,812 --> 00:55:52,062
Trent intercepts. Drives down.
Skipper Tesh into position.

814
00:55:52,149 --> 00:55:56,775
Fakes a shot. Drops. Tesh picks it up,
and right through Gasmer's legs.

815
00:55:56,862 --> 00:56:00,694
He's not gonna like that.
Miller embarrassed. Gasmer's protesting.

816
00:56:00,782 --> 00:56:05,777
lt's not gonna do any good.
lt's still lce Breakers 1, Super Chiefs 0.

817
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:11,116
You all right?

818
00:56:11,209 --> 00:56:14,127
- Bastard gutted me like a fish.
- Let it go.

819
00:56:15,046 --> 00:56:19,091
Here come the lce Breakers. lt's a
three-on-two rush. Comin' down the ice.

820
00:56:19,176 --> 00:56:21,583
Now watch... The old belly-slide trick.

821
00:56:21,678 --> 00:56:24,003
Oohh!

822
00:56:24,097 --> 00:56:26,849
That's what I call
ringin' the old chapel bells.

823
00:56:26,933 --> 00:56:28,843
Come on!

824
00:56:31,438 --> 00:56:34,143
I don't remember
us rehearsing cheap shots.

825
00:56:34,232 --> 00:56:36,984
This is fucked.
Are we supposed to take this shit?

826
00:56:37,068 --> 00:56:39,690
We can't touch 'em. Those are the rules.

827
00:56:39,780 --> 00:56:42,235
This deal keeps gettin' better and better.

828
00:56:42,324 --> 00:56:44,649
Fucking bullshit.

829
00:56:48,622 --> 00:56:53,414
Leo spins backward looking to pass. But
not to Skipper. He's busy checking Miller.

830
00:56:53,502 --> 00:56:54,700
Shit.

831
00:56:59,341 --> 00:57:01,084
Fucker.

832
00:57:01,635 --> 00:57:02,749
Miller, don't!

833
00:57:02,844 --> 00:57:04,967
Look out, Skipper. Watch out behind you.

834
00:57:05,055 --> 00:57:10,215
Skipper is attacked in the mid-ice,
first in ten! The crowd going crazy now.

835
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:15,057
Son of a bitch!

836
00:57:15,148 --> 00:57:18,351
- Stay calm. Don't get angry.
- Where does it say they fight?

837
00:57:18,443 --> 00:57:20,851
It doesn't say it on mine.
Give me your page six.

838
00:57:24,157 --> 00:57:28,237
You are hockey artists, not wrestlers!
Hockey artists!

839
00:57:28,328 --> 00:57:31,080
- Guys! Guys!
- Here we go again.

840
00:57:31,164 --> 00:57:32,658
Linden!

841
00:57:33,291 --> 00:57:35,829
What the hell are you doing?!

842
00:57:35,919 --> 00:57:39,620
Mr Claremont would go through the roof.
You are not supposed to touch them.

843
00:57:39,714 --> 00:57:43,463
Tell them to lay off the cheap shots.
My guys are defending themselves.

844
00:57:43,552 --> 00:57:47,384
Defending themselves?
It's like fuckin' Gladiator out there.

845
00:57:47,472 --> 00:57:51,090
Skipper's ribs are bruised.
And Trent's nose... shattered.

846
00:57:51,893 --> 00:57:55,393
Boo fucking hoo!
What d'you expect? This is hockey!

847
00:57:55,480 --> 00:57:57,603
No, this is not hockey.

848
00:57:57,691 --> 00:58:01,688
- It's a goddamn circus.
- And you're clowns, so play your parts!

849
00:58:04,489 --> 00:58:09,828
The next person that touches one of them
will be sued for breach of contract.

850
00:58:09,911 --> 00:58:12,782
Think I'm not serious? Then try me.

851
00:58:20,213 --> 00:58:25,338
This week is ''meet the media''. We have
a photo session with the Seattle Post.

852
00:58:25,427 --> 00:58:29,092
Skipper, you have an interview
at 1 1 .13 with Hockey Weekly.

853
00:58:29,181 --> 00:58:32,135
Gentlemen, you are
representing the Claremont family,

854
00:58:32,225 --> 00:58:35,345
so I trust you will be
on your best behaviour.

855
00:58:43,069 --> 00:58:47,447
- You sure about this?
- He wanted a circus. We'll give him one.

856
00:58:49,826 --> 00:58:53,112
Excuse me, could you direct me
to your nearest washroom?

857
00:58:53,205 --> 00:58:57,368
I just had your continental breakfast
and I gotta take a wicked shit.

858
00:58:57,459 --> 00:58:59,950
- You're not supposed to be here.
- All right.

859
00:59:00,045 --> 00:59:03,496
I'm just gonna take a shit
on that tray of muffins.

860
00:59:03,590 --> 00:59:05,832
All right. Relax.

861
00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:08,836
- I'll show you.
- Thank you.

862
00:59:08,929 --> 00:59:14,967
I had the continental breakfast yesterday,
but it didn't affect my bowels this way.

863
00:59:23,777 --> 00:59:26,564
This should put some lead in your pencils.

864
00:59:26,655 --> 00:59:29,276
The last thing on the agenda:

865
00:59:29,366 --> 00:59:32,651
we will visit with the Women of Spokane
Charity League luncheon,

866
00:59:32,744 --> 00:59:37,287
and you boys will participate
in a bachelor auction for charity.

867
00:59:37,374 --> 00:59:40,043
It's great PR and a fantastic photo op,

868
00:59:40,127 --> 00:59:44,290
so... finish your breakfast,
we leave in 15 minutes.

869
00:59:47,884 --> 00:59:50,802
Ladies, ladies,
can I get your attention, please?

870
00:59:50,887 --> 00:59:55,845
On behalf of Mr Claremont and the Ice
Breakers, thank you for your hospitality.

871
00:59:55,934 --> 00:59:58,769
Now on to the fun part,
our bachelor auction.

872
00:59:59,688 --> 01:00:04,148
Each lucky winner will spend the entire
day with the bachelor of their choice.

873
01:00:04,234 --> 01:00:06,523
First up, Mr Skipper Tesh.

874
01:00:06,611 --> 01:00:11,107
He was captain of the Yale hockey team,
now captain of the Ice Breakers.

875
01:00:11,199 --> 01:00:13,737
- Bids start at $50.
- $50.

876
01:00:13,827 --> 01:00:16,448
- Do I hear 60?
- $60.

877
01:00:16,538 --> 01:00:18,080
Do I hear...

878
01:00:18,165 --> 01:00:21,949
- Is it getting hot out here?
- My heart is beating like a rabbit.

879
01:00:27,174 --> 01:00:29,250
Oh, dear God!

880
01:00:30,385 --> 01:00:32,045
$100!

881
01:00:33,221 --> 01:00:35,759
- Oh, my.
- 150.

882
01:00:35,849 --> 01:00:37,925
150!

883
01:00:38,018 --> 01:00:40,343
- Get it together.
- I can't control it!

884
01:00:40,437 --> 01:00:41,551
200.

885
01:00:41,646 --> 01:00:43,722
$250.

886
01:00:45,525 --> 01:00:47,019
300.

887
01:00:47,110 --> 01:00:51,653
(woman) Something tragic happened
today at the celebrity auction in Spokane.

888
01:00:51,740 --> 01:00:55,073
- The lce Breakers found themselves...
- (knocking on door)

889
01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:57,615
in somewhat of
an embarrassing predicament.

890
01:00:57,704 --> 01:01:01,038
Following a breakfast reception
at a local conference centre...

891
01:01:01,124 --> 01:01:03,532
Shit, it's Coach!

892
01:01:03,627 --> 01:01:05,287
(knocking on door)

893
01:01:06,129 --> 01:01:08,122
What's going on, Coach?

894
01:01:08,215 --> 01:01:10,254
How you doin'?

895
01:01:10,342 --> 01:01:13,296
- Hey, boys.
- Hello, Coach.

896
01:01:13,678 --> 01:01:16,004
So, guys, I just got a call from Cooper.

897
01:01:16,097 --> 01:01:19,098
Evidently someone drugged
the Ice Breakers.

898
01:01:19,184 --> 01:01:23,229
They all got wood
at a senior citizens' luncheon today.

899
01:01:23,313 --> 01:01:25,934
- You know anything about that?
- No, ma'am.

900
01:01:26,024 --> 01:01:28,811
- (mumbling)
- No?

901
01:01:28,902 --> 01:01:31,060
I didn't think so.

902
01:01:31,780 --> 01:01:34,187
OK. Well, as you were.

903
01:01:34,282 --> 01:01:36,358
- Good night, Coach.
- Good night.

904
01:01:36,451 --> 01:01:39,073
See you tomorrow.

905
01:01:42,916 --> 01:01:45,241
(phone ringing)

906
01:01:49,506 --> 01:01:50,537
Yeah?

907
01:01:50,632 --> 01:01:55,341
This is Martin Matthews of the American
Express collections. l've been trying...

908
01:01:55,428 --> 01:01:58,216
Christ! How do these guys find me?

909
01:01:59,099 --> 01:02:01,175
(knocking on door)

910
01:02:04,729 --> 01:02:06,805
Couldn't be.

911
01:02:09,359 --> 01:02:11,435
Yeah?

912
01:02:12,112 --> 01:02:14,519
- Hey, Coop. Come on in.
- No.

913
01:02:14,614 --> 01:02:17,651
I imagine you heard about the incident.

914
01:02:17,742 --> 01:02:20,198
It's all over SportsCenter.

915
01:02:20,287 --> 01:02:25,529
Yes. Well, although there's no proof, I
think we both know who was behind this.

916
01:02:27,169 --> 01:02:30,372
- I'll talk to the guys.
- I need a little more from you.

917
01:02:30,881 --> 01:02:33,835
I need you to lead these men,
show 'em the way.

918
01:02:33,925 --> 01:02:38,089
I know you need the money.
Don't let them screw this up for you.

919
01:02:45,228 --> 01:02:47,268
(phone ringing)

920
01:02:53,653 --> 01:02:56,191
My grandmother's single,
if you're interested.

921
01:02:56,823 --> 01:03:00,323
What the fuck did you just say,
you white trash sack of shit?

922
01:03:00,410 --> 01:03:02,154
- Faggot.
- Huh?

923
01:03:02,245 --> 01:03:04,950
Knock it off, guys. We got a show to do.

924
01:03:05,040 --> 01:03:06,867
Miller, let's go.

925
01:03:09,127 --> 01:03:11,797
- She does yoga.
- Better watch your fuckin' back.

926
01:03:13,048 --> 01:03:16,915
(commentator) Skipper wins the face-off.
Flips to Ash, who passes to Flynn,

927
01:03:17,010 --> 01:03:21,339
who takes the puck, drops back,
and throws long to Trent.

928
01:03:21,681 --> 01:03:25,513
He's got it. He drops it for Skipper Tesh,
who shoots and scores!

929
01:03:26,686 --> 01:03:30,269
Six points for that one.
Have you ever seen anything like that?

930
01:03:30,357 --> 01:03:33,311
What precision passing!

931
01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:42,525
The lce Breakers are still in possession...

932
01:03:42,619 --> 01:03:44,528
You all right?

933
01:03:44,621 --> 01:03:47,159
I'm gonna fucking kill that guy.

934
01:03:47,249 --> 01:03:52,705
Kids seem to love that clown Palmberg.
What a pratfall he took. They love to see...

935
01:03:52,796 --> 01:03:55,417
50 bucks if you do it again.

936
01:03:56,133 --> 01:03:57,675
60.

937
01:03:57,759 --> 01:04:00,001
- You're on.
- OK.

938
01:04:00,095 --> 01:04:04,306
(commentator) Play coming back now.
Palmberg back on his feet.

939
01:04:04,391 --> 01:04:07,511
Play going by.
And whoa! Down he goes again!

940
01:04:07,602 --> 01:04:11,434
All that's missing from the Super Chiefs
are the clown shoes and funny noses.

941
01:04:12,190 --> 01:04:14,977
See? They love you.

942
01:05:47,494 --> 01:05:49,570
Way to go, boys!

943
01:05:49,663 --> 01:05:53,328
Now that's what I call a show, huh?

944
01:05:53,416 --> 01:05:55,041
Ooowww!

945
01:05:55,127 --> 01:05:57,700
Sounded like we were scoring goals.

946
01:05:57,796 --> 01:06:00,916
You were scoring - with the fans!

947
01:06:01,007 --> 01:06:02,881
Ooowww!

948
01:06:09,891 --> 01:06:11,800
( slow jazz piano)

949
01:06:27,284 --> 01:06:29,775
Let me get a beer.

950
01:06:30,454 --> 01:06:32,695
- Hello.
- Hi.

951
01:06:32,789 --> 01:06:35,909
What are you doing at the enemy's hotel?

952
01:06:36,710 --> 01:06:39,461
I splurged. It's my dime.

953
01:06:40,464 --> 01:06:44,841
I couldn't take one more night
in a hotel that rents by the hour.

954
01:06:44,926 --> 01:06:47,713
What are you doing here?

955
01:06:47,804 --> 01:06:51,387
When I played in the Pacific league,
this was our favourite bar.

956
01:06:51,475 --> 01:06:55,389
- When you went trolling for waitresses?
- No. Stewardesses.

957
01:06:55,479 --> 01:06:58,230
Stewardesses, of course.

958
01:07:00,358 --> 01:07:02,434
You know something?

959
01:07:02,527 --> 01:07:05,612
I always thought
your grandfather was awesome.

960
01:07:06,948 --> 01:07:10,993
Yeah, I'm sure he's proud of
how I'm making a mockery of his game.

961
01:07:11,077 --> 01:07:14,778
What do you mean? You're not making
a mockery, it's just a show.

962
01:07:15,916 --> 01:07:18,703
- That happened fast, didn't it?
- What?

963
01:07:18,794 --> 01:07:20,916
You loved this game.

964
01:07:21,338 --> 01:07:23,414
You've given up on it.

965
01:07:25,050 --> 01:07:27,126
- No, I haven't.
- What would you call it?

966
01:07:27,219 --> 01:07:30,884
An opportunity.
I'm accepting my position in life.

967
01:07:33,141 --> 01:07:37,768
Well, you've got all the guys giving up
and accepting their position in life.

968
01:07:37,854 --> 01:07:40,428
They're playing like complete bozos.

969
01:07:40,524 --> 01:07:43,643
What about you?
You knew the deal coming in.

970
01:07:43,735 --> 01:07:46,226
Why aren't you coaching some college?

971
01:07:46,905 --> 01:07:49,574
- Like the women's team at Wellesley?
- Yeah.

972
01:07:51,910 --> 01:07:54,199
My girls won four titles in five years.

973
01:07:54,287 --> 01:07:58,415
- Why aren't you still there?
- Because there's nothing left to prove.

974
01:07:59,167 --> 01:08:01,658
- Know what I really wanna do?
- Coach the Ice Breakers?

975
01:08:01,753 --> 01:08:05,881
Yeah. I'd rather pour pitchers at Hooters.

976
01:08:07,008 --> 01:08:09,630
I wanna coach in the NHL.

977
01:08:10,137 --> 01:08:12,888
And when we start playing
these real games

978
01:08:12,973 --> 01:08:16,424
and I get you guys playing
the way I know you can play,

979
01:08:17,477 --> 01:08:20,478
then I'm gonna get some attention.

980
01:08:22,023 --> 01:08:24,099
Jessie...

981
01:08:27,237 --> 01:08:31,863
you don't really believe Claremont
and his promise of real games, do you?

982
01:08:31,950 --> 01:08:35,449
It's in my contract.
I wouldn't have signed it otherwise.

983
01:08:37,372 --> 01:08:40,373
Do you know something I don't know?

984
01:08:44,004 --> 01:08:46,080
To real games.

985
01:08:50,260 --> 01:08:52,585
To real games.

986
01:08:59,561 --> 01:09:02,681
I can't believe
you just used the word ''dickweed''.

987
01:09:04,107 --> 01:09:07,227
- What?
- I saw you when you played for Boston.

988
01:09:08,028 --> 01:09:10,519
I thought you were cute.

989
01:09:11,531 --> 01:09:13,607
- Really?
- This is me.

990
01:09:18,205 --> 01:09:20,778
Your room must have a nice view.

991
01:09:20,874 --> 01:09:22,950
It's excellent.

992
01:09:29,341 --> 01:09:31,713
A lot of those little soaps?

993
01:09:31,802 --> 01:09:34,375
- Lots of little soaps.
- Yeah.

994
01:09:37,307 --> 01:09:39,632
Get some rest, Sean.

995
01:09:39,726 --> 01:09:43,594
- Thought I was cute.
- You're cute.

996
01:09:44,731 --> 01:09:48,895
So if I try to kiss you right now
you're not gonna hit me, are you?

997
01:09:53,949 --> 01:09:56,025
Go to sleep.

998
01:10:17,055 --> 01:10:19,629
Getting a little slow in your old age, huh?

999
01:10:19,724 --> 01:10:22,928
- I'm workin' on it.
- You know, it's funny.

1000
01:10:25,856 --> 01:10:29,390
You used to be my idol
when I was growin' up.

1001
01:10:30,652 --> 01:10:33,772
Remember the seventh game
of the play-offs?

1002
01:10:38,827 --> 01:10:41,911
- Kinda hard to forget.
- Yes, it is.

1003
01:10:41,997 --> 01:10:45,117
Always wanted to ask,
did you miss that goal on purpose?

1004
01:10:45,208 --> 01:10:49,158
My usual response to that question:
what do you think?

1005
01:10:49,254 --> 01:10:52,208
- I don't know.
- That's what everybody says.

1006
01:10:52,299 --> 01:10:54,375
The answer's no.

1007
01:10:55,760 --> 01:10:59,295
Yeah, I used to gamble. Never on hockey.

1008
01:10:59,389 --> 01:11:01,963
But you had the whole net.

1009
01:11:04,686 --> 01:11:07,259
Never missed an easy shot, huh, Skipper?

1010
01:11:07,355 --> 01:11:11,685
Let a puck get by you?
Trip over your own skate?

1011
01:11:12,444 --> 01:11:14,769
- Shit happens.
- Yeah, no kiddin'.

1012
01:11:15,906 --> 01:11:20,069
It's too bad, though, you know?
You could have been one of the greats.

1013
01:11:20,160 --> 01:11:21,619
(Skipper laughs)

1014
01:11:23,622 --> 01:11:25,698
Here.

1015
01:11:26,124 --> 01:11:28,200
Your rookie card.

1016
01:11:29,503 --> 01:11:33,370
Doesn't hold the same value for me
any more, you know what I mean?

1017
01:11:33,465 --> 01:11:35,541
I'll see you, Linden.

1018
01:11:35,634 --> 01:11:37,710
(Skipper laughs)

1019
01:11:40,222 --> 01:11:41,846
Weaver!

1020
01:11:43,433 --> 01:11:46,268
Let's shake it, boys.
We got a game to play.

1021
01:11:46,353 --> 01:11:49,769
Listen, about last night.
I hope I didn't, you know...

1022
01:11:49,856 --> 01:11:51,932
Forget about it.

1023
01:11:54,611 --> 01:11:56,651
I'm workin' on it.

1024
01:11:56,738 --> 01:11:58,861
(man panting)

1025
01:12:01,451 --> 01:12:03,527
(woman groans)

1026
01:12:04,704 --> 01:12:07,824
- Oh, Palmberg!
- Just five more minutes.

1027
01:12:10,627 --> 01:12:13,913
Coach, I only washed my hair one time.
I have to go.

1028
01:12:14,005 --> 01:12:15,879
- Be my guest.
- Thank you.

1029
01:12:15,966 --> 01:12:19,002
- (woman shrieks)
- Yeah, Palmberg!

1030
01:12:25,392 --> 01:12:26,471
What's up, kid?

1031
01:12:26,560 --> 01:12:29,347
- Fuck off, Linden!
- What's your problem?

1032
01:12:29,437 --> 01:12:33,850
Maybe the fact my career's been sold
down the river to this fuckin' sideshow.

1033
01:12:33,942 --> 01:12:37,393
What are you talkin' about?
The other guys seem happy.

1034
01:12:39,197 --> 01:12:41,771
Whatever helps you sleep better.

1035
01:12:44,369 --> 01:12:47,489
Great news, everyone.
Mr Claremont is here tonight.

1036
01:12:47,581 --> 01:12:50,332
- Keep your money.
- He couldn't be more pleased.

1037
01:12:50,417 --> 01:12:55,494
In fact, he wanted me to tell you just how
proud he is of each and every one of you.

1038
01:12:55,589 --> 01:12:58,210
Great work. Great, great work!

1039
01:12:58,300 --> 01:13:01,751
He wants to tell you
exactly how proud he is of all of you.

1040
01:13:01,845 --> 01:13:03,636
I love per diem!

1041
01:13:03,722 --> 01:13:07,091
Can you believe
we almost walked away from all this?

1042
01:13:07,184 --> 01:13:08,464
Seanie,

1043
01:13:08,560 --> 01:13:11,312
you're the best. Huh? Huh?

1044
01:13:11,396 --> 01:13:14,148
You make it very good, Sean. Very good.

1045
01:13:14,232 --> 01:13:16,106
Very good money.

1046
01:13:16,193 --> 01:13:18,269
(speaks Polish)

1047
01:13:20,489 --> 01:13:22,777
- Dage, great work.
- Thank you.

1048
01:13:32,417 --> 01:13:34,789
Welcome back, old man.

1049
01:13:46,264 --> 01:13:48,838
You know, Mr Claremont, um,

1050
01:13:48,934 --> 01:13:51,769
when I agreed to take care of the Chiefs,

1051
01:13:51,853 --> 01:13:54,890
you said I'd get that promotion
to vice president.

1052
01:13:54,981 --> 01:13:58,600
I'm watching the game right now.
Talk about it later.

1053
01:14:01,613 --> 01:14:06,275
(commentator) Here comes Flynn to
centre ice. He's calling them all together.

1054
01:14:06,368 --> 01:14:11,326
Ash, Leo, Blaine responding. Tesh
getting in here. You know what this is.

1055
01:14:11,414 --> 01:14:14,618
- Look. That's her.
- lt's time for the lce Breaker pinwheel.

1056
01:14:14,709 --> 01:14:17,580
I blew the last guy on the pinwheel.

1057
01:14:19,047 --> 01:14:21,206
They spin around, pickin' up speed.

1058
01:14:21,299 --> 01:14:23,837
OK, there goes Tesh.

1059
01:14:23,927 --> 01:14:25,469
Jesus Christ!

1060
01:14:25,554 --> 01:14:30,512
We have another derailed Super Chief.
The kids are eating up this excellent...

1061
01:14:30,600 --> 01:14:33,518
Yanny! Yanny, you all right?

1062
01:14:40,694 --> 01:14:42,733
Son of a bitch!

1063
01:14:42,821 --> 01:14:45,110
C'mon, you'll be all right. Let's go.

1064
01:14:46,408 --> 01:14:48,032
Get up. Let me see.

1065
01:14:49,119 --> 01:14:51,325
- Jesus Christ!
- Don't worry, Coach.

1066
01:14:51,413 --> 01:14:54,165
That's show business. Show business.

1067
01:14:54,249 --> 01:14:57,452
Eastern Europeans
have that circus background.

1068
01:14:57,544 --> 01:15:00,545
They love the roar of the crowd,
the greasepaint.

1069
01:15:00,630 --> 01:15:05,209
He's eating it up, this guy.
He's taking a few minutes off now, folks.

1070
01:15:05,302 --> 01:15:08,635
Congratulations.
Your brainwash is complete.

1071
01:15:14,144 --> 01:15:18,473
There's a baleful glance between
two ice warriors, Trent and Linden.

1072
01:15:18,565 --> 01:15:21,768
Now Linden skating...
Oh, look out, Trent, behind ya!

1073
01:15:21,860 --> 01:15:24,433
He's clocked by Linden.
They both go down.

1074
01:15:24,529 --> 01:15:29,571
Here we go again. You know, as l said,
these stunts are carefully rehearsed

1075
01:15:29,659 --> 01:15:33,704
so they look as realistic as possible.
By God, that's looking realistic.

1076
01:15:33,789 --> 01:15:37,039
It's all part of the act.
I don't know where the hell we are.

1077
01:15:37,125 --> 01:15:40,292
Will somebody stay on the fucking script
so I can tell... What?

1078
01:15:40,378 --> 01:15:42,418
Sorry, ladies and gentlemen.

1079
01:15:42,506 --> 01:15:46,966
l meant to say ''frigging''. Uh, ''freaking''.
Uh, we'll be right back after this.

1080
01:15:52,390 --> 01:15:55,142
Would you please bring me Mr Linden?

1081
01:15:56,686 --> 01:15:59,308
How about that shit?
Did we show 'em, huh?

1082
01:15:59,397 --> 01:16:03,644
- Trent turtled on the ice like a pussy!
- Hell, yeah! Kicked their fuckin' asses!

1083
01:16:03,735 --> 01:16:07,151
- Where the fuck were you guys?
- Trying to save our jobs.

1084
01:16:07,239 --> 01:16:09,990
That's what we're calling it now? A job?

1085
01:16:10,075 --> 01:16:13,526
That was stupid shit. You made
the rest of us look like assholes.

1086
01:16:13,620 --> 01:16:17,155
Hey, come on, guys!
Did you forget what we are?

1087
01:16:17,249 --> 01:16:19,918
We're hockey players!
They hit us with a cheap shot!

1088
01:16:20,001 --> 01:16:23,038
Look at Yanny's face!
What's wrong with you guys?

1089
01:16:23,130 --> 01:16:25,336
Two weeks ago
you couldn't stand this shit!

1090
01:16:25,423 --> 01:16:27,250
- We like the money.
- Fuck the money!

1091
01:16:27,342 --> 01:16:30,509
It's OK, Coach.
Show must go on, you know?

1092
01:17:05,005 --> 01:17:09,714
You gotta be shittin' me.
No more beef jerky for you boys, eh?

1093
01:17:10,802 --> 01:17:13,472
After the big TV game,

1094
01:17:13,555 --> 01:17:16,971
I need to renegotiate
all the Super Chief contracts.

1095
01:17:18,393 --> 01:17:20,967
I want more control over them.

1096
01:17:22,314 --> 01:17:24,639
Those contracts are long-term.

1097
01:17:24,733 --> 01:17:27,271
We renegotiate,
they'll hand us our heads in court.

1098
01:17:27,360 --> 01:17:31,607
That's why I gave you power of attorney,
so you can figure these things out.

1099
01:17:31,698 --> 01:17:33,987
No matter what it takes.

1100
01:17:34,075 --> 01:17:36,649
No matter how far you have to go.

1101
01:17:39,623 --> 01:17:41,699
Yes, sir.

1102
01:17:42,626 --> 01:17:46,244
Stop standing there like a frozen eunuch
and send Linden in.

1103
01:17:46,338 --> 01:17:48,414
Yes, sir.

1104
01:17:52,719 --> 01:17:55,008
Mr Claremont will see you now.

1105
01:17:55,096 --> 01:17:57,173
Right.

1106
01:18:07,150 --> 01:18:09,309
You wanted to see me?

1107
01:18:09,402 --> 01:18:12,487
I witnessed a monster on the ice tonight.

1108
01:18:12,572 --> 01:18:17,365
Greek mythology teaches us the only way
you can kill a monster is cut off his head.

1109
01:18:18,286 --> 01:18:20,362
You firing me?

1110
01:18:20,455 --> 01:18:22,282
Here's the deal.

1111
01:18:22,374 --> 01:18:27,581
I have a lot of serious money and
interest tied up in the Ice Breakers show.

1112
01:18:29,339 --> 01:18:33,040
If the people of Better America
saw this brouhaha tonight,

1113
01:18:33,135 --> 01:18:37,631
they would pull the ice right out
from under this whole thing.

1114
01:18:37,722 --> 01:18:42,349
Why don't you finance the whole thing
yourself? You've got the money.

1115
01:18:44,437 --> 01:18:46,929
It's not about the money.

1116
01:18:47,023 --> 01:18:50,024
It's about their endorsement.

1117
01:18:50,110 --> 01:18:54,819
Better America is the country's
most respected arbiter of family values.

1118
01:18:55,824 --> 01:18:59,822
Their approval is worth
hundreds of millions of dollars.

1119
01:18:59,911 --> 01:19:04,620
And I'll tell you right now who is not worth
hundreds of millions of dollars.

1120
01:19:06,168 --> 01:19:08,041
You.

1121
01:19:08,211 --> 01:19:12,589
Sooner or later you're gonna
have to rob a bank and leave the country.

1122
01:19:12,674 --> 01:19:14,667
Or...

1123
01:19:15,594 --> 01:19:18,713
you could be
a half a million dollars richer.

1124
01:19:23,685 --> 01:19:27,220
- What are you talkin' about?
- Think about it.

1125
01:19:27,314 --> 01:19:29,887
All your debts are paid off,

1126
01:19:29,983 --> 01:19:32,770
and you have a whole lot more left over.

1127
01:19:32,861 --> 01:19:35,150
You serious?

1128
01:19:35,238 --> 01:19:37,314
Damn right I'm serious.

1129
01:19:37,407 --> 01:19:41,950
All you have to do is convince young
Mr Miller and the rest of your hard heads

1130
01:19:42,037 --> 01:19:45,121
to get back on this boat
in the right direction.

1131
01:19:58,303 --> 01:20:03,724
- How do you suppose I do that?
- Turn your energy into electricity.

1132
01:20:03,809 --> 01:20:06,216
Motivate 'em.

1133
01:20:06,895 --> 01:20:09,386
Be their captain.

1134
01:20:14,903 --> 01:20:17,939
How's that shoulder, son?

1135
01:20:27,999 --> 01:20:30,075
What's up, kid?

1136
01:20:32,003 --> 01:20:35,538
That felt great,
kicking the shit out of those guys tonight.

1137
01:20:35,632 --> 01:20:38,467
- What's with the sling?
- Let me get a Molson.

1138
01:20:38,552 --> 01:20:41,636
I had an MRI done after the game.

1139
01:20:41,721 --> 01:20:45,671
Doc says if I don't get the shoulder
scoped right away I'm screwed.

1140
01:20:45,767 --> 01:20:48,602
- That sucks.
- Tell me about it.

1141
01:20:50,105 --> 01:20:54,185
Wanna know what the weird part is?
I called Cooper to tell him.

1142
01:20:54,276 --> 01:20:57,479
Ten minutes later,
Claremont calls me himself,

1143
01:20:57,571 --> 01:21:01,782
says he called some big-time
sports medicine clinic in Minnesota.

1144
01:21:01,867 --> 01:21:04,737
- They'll take me right away.
- You're shitting me.

1145
01:21:04,828 --> 01:21:06,867
No shit.

1146
01:21:09,082 --> 01:21:13,744
Then he starts telling me about how he's
making up the schedule for the season.

1147
01:21:14,629 --> 01:21:19,541
Says by next month we should play
the Ice Breakers in some real games.

1148
01:21:19,634 --> 01:21:21,710
Real games, my ass!

1149
01:21:21,803 --> 01:21:24,804
Fuck Claremont. And fuck this whole deal.

1150
01:21:29,519 --> 01:21:33,980
What the hell's wrong with you, Miller?
You were a top prospect.

1151
01:21:34,900 --> 01:21:39,063
You should have gone to the pros
but you got passed over. Know why?

1152
01:21:39,696 --> 01:21:43,860
You got a bad attitude. Let me tell you,
the scouts look for that stuff.

1153
01:21:43,950 --> 01:21:47,366
- My attitude?
- Yeah. We talked about that, remember?

1154
01:21:48,830 --> 01:21:51,950
You started turning things around
back in Charlestown.

1155
01:21:52,042 --> 01:21:54,497
Lately, you've gone to shit.

1156
01:21:55,086 --> 01:21:57,163
Gone to shit?

1157
01:21:57,255 --> 01:22:01,039
What scout is gonna notice me here?
This whole thing is a joke.

1158
01:22:01,134 --> 01:22:03,921
- Here's to my attitude.
- No. This ''joke''

1159
01:22:04,012 --> 01:22:08,224
may get you some TV exposure,
give you a chance to turn things around.

1160
01:22:08,308 --> 01:22:10,431
You ever think of that?

1161
01:22:10,769 --> 01:22:13,058
Claremont is a media mogul.

1162
01:22:13,146 --> 01:22:15,602
We live in a media age now.

1163
01:22:15,690 --> 01:22:19,640
It's all about hype
and publicity and advertising

1164
01:22:19,736 --> 01:22:21,859
and big-time endorsements.

1165
01:22:22,114 --> 01:22:26,277
Owners look for the guys
that can do that stuff.

1166
01:22:26,368 --> 01:22:28,444
I'm serious.

1167
01:22:31,873 --> 01:22:34,993
Look... all I'm sayin' is,

1168
01:22:36,753 --> 01:22:41,914
don't be the guy that could have had the
world by the balls and let it all slip away.

1169
01:22:46,179 --> 01:22:48,931
Trust me, that's tough to live with.

1170
01:22:49,349 --> 01:22:51,389
Real games. Nice.

1171
01:22:51,476 --> 01:22:53,635
- Claremont called you himself?
- Absolutely.

1172
01:22:53,728 --> 01:22:58,640
All you gotta do is keep it clean, we'll all
be on Easy Street. See you in two weeks.

1173
01:22:58,733 --> 01:23:01,059
All right? See you, guys.

1174
01:23:01,153 --> 01:23:03,726
OK. We be seeing you, Coach.

1175
01:23:04,197 --> 01:23:06,273
So real games, huh?

1176
01:23:06,366 --> 01:23:08,026
Yeah.

1177
01:23:09,327 --> 01:23:12,696
- What did you and Claremont talk about?
- Real games.

1178
01:23:12,789 --> 01:23:17,700
Bullshit. I've seen you play a regular
season game with a broken wrist.

1179
01:23:17,794 --> 01:23:20,119
There's nothing wrong
with your shoulder.

1180
01:23:20,213 --> 01:23:23,167
Guess I'm not as good as I used to be.

1181
01:23:26,845 --> 01:23:28,921
I'll see you around.

1182
01:23:33,518 --> 01:23:34,549
You suck.

1183
01:23:40,650 --> 01:23:43,141
Here's your ticket, Sean.

1184
01:23:45,906 --> 01:23:48,823
The sling was a convincing touch.

1185
01:23:49,159 --> 01:23:51,994
- So that's it?
- That was the deal.

1186
01:23:52,913 --> 01:23:56,282
Convince them how good they had it,
then split.

1187
01:24:00,212 --> 01:24:04,505
Here's my card if you ever...
need anything or...

1188
01:24:08,512 --> 01:24:11,631
So I guess this is where I say thanks.

1189
01:24:15,227 --> 01:24:18,393
What he's doing to you guys isn't right.

1190
01:24:21,817 --> 01:24:24,390
But at least you're gettin' out.

1191
01:24:25,654 --> 01:24:27,979
What's stopping you?

1192
01:24:28,657 --> 01:24:30,530
Courage.

1193
01:24:32,369 --> 01:24:34,445
Naturally.

1194
01:24:50,428 --> 01:24:52,754
(PA) American Airlines plane...

1195
01:24:52,848 --> 01:24:55,339
You want another one, pal?

1196
01:24:56,143 --> 01:24:58,550
- What?
- Do you want another?

1197
01:25:00,105 --> 01:25:01,896
Yeah, sure.

1198
01:25:04,526 --> 01:25:06,602
(TV) Good evening. Welcome to the show.

1199
01:25:06,695 --> 01:25:11,404
l'm Barry McDonald, with Barry Melrose
and Chris Chelios. Let's get right to it.

1200
01:25:11,491 --> 01:25:17,161
This lce Breakers show, is it legitimate
entertainment or a black eye for hockey?

1201
01:25:17,247 --> 01:25:21,743
lt's a bunch of crap. Hockey's worked
too damn hard over the last 20 years

1202
01:25:21,835 --> 01:25:26,627
to become legitimate. Now this billionaire
jackass has his lce Capades show?

1203
01:25:26,715 --> 01:25:30,962
This league, if we call it that,
does nothing but amplify the stereotype

1204
01:25:31,052 --> 01:25:33,804
that hockey players
are clowns and buffoons.

1205
01:25:33,889 --> 01:25:38,551
lt's no surprise that Sean Linden is the
captain of this team. The Super Chiefs?

1206
01:25:38,643 --> 01:25:43,638
The guy's been thrown out for gambling
on the sport. He's a cancer to the sport.

1207
01:25:43,732 --> 01:25:47,148
He was never found guilty
of those gambling charges.

1208
01:25:47,235 --> 01:25:52,230
l never bought those charges. Whatever
this guy is, he is a man of integrity.

1209
01:25:52,324 --> 01:25:57,365
We can all agree that he was on his way
to the Hall of Fame without that one shot.

1210
01:25:57,621 --> 01:25:59,494
Hey, isn't that you?

1211
01:26:04,628 --> 01:26:09,290
(PA) Ladies and gentlemen,
Better America and Claremont Media

1212
01:26:09,382 --> 01:26:14,091
take great pleasure in presenting to you
the Omaha lce Breakers!

1213
01:26:14,179 --> 01:26:17,299
(classical music playing in background)

1214
01:26:27,734 --> 01:26:29,857
What do you think?

1215
01:26:29,945 --> 01:26:34,108
I haven't seen this many wings
since we sponsored Thanksgiving.

1216
01:26:35,242 --> 01:26:38,408
Wait. There's something wrong
with the American flag.

1217
01:26:38,495 --> 01:26:41,412
- What?
- Look, it doesn't have any wings on it.

1218
01:26:45,085 --> 01:26:48,205
What am I gonna do with you?
Here's to the Ice Breakers.

1219
01:26:48,296 --> 01:26:51,915
- To the Ice Breakers.
- We're in money heaven, gentlemen.

1220
01:27:04,104 --> 01:27:06,180
(crowd cheers)

1221
01:27:06,273 --> 01:27:09,807
- Listen to that crowd.
- It's fantastic. They're eatin' it up.

1222
01:27:09,901 --> 01:27:13,187
I knew I had a winner
when I was puttin' this together.

1223
01:27:13,697 --> 01:27:16,188
Those are a good bunch of kids.

1224
01:27:52,527 --> 01:27:55,101
Now that's what I call a hell of a period!

1225
01:27:55,197 --> 01:27:58,032
- I'd say so. Ker-ching.
- Oh, yeah, baby.

1226
01:27:58,116 --> 01:28:01,865
Hey, Palmberg, you check out
the blondie and the reds, man?

1227
01:28:06,541 --> 01:28:09,578
Hey, guys, it's over this way!
Hey, guys, over here!

1228
01:28:12,756 --> 01:28:16,706
What the hell, Linden?
I thought you were in Minnesota.

1229
01:28:19,554 --> 01:28:23,338
- Who are those chicks?
- Came with the lottery. This is Brandy.

1230
01:28:24,100 --> 01:28:28,181
Shut up! Shut up, you losers!
Coach has got something to say.

1231
01:28:30,440 --> 01:28:32,516
Go ahead, Coach.

1232
01:28:34,653 --> 01:28:37,226
I lied to you guys.

1233
01:28:37,781 --> 01:28:41,150
- What are you talkin' about?
- I bullshitted you.

1234
01:28:41,243 --> 01:28:42,903
Big time.

1235
01:28:43,745 --> 01:28:46,367
I was never going to get
my shoulder looked at.

1236
01:28:46,456 --> 01:28:49,457
I was supposed to be
on a plane going home.

1237
01:28:49,543 --> 01:28:53,706
Claremont paid me off to convince
you guys how good you got it.

1238
01:28:54,464 --> 01:28:57,798
- Wait a second. I'm confused.
- Yeah, me too.

1239
01:28:58,718 --> 01:29:00,378
Guys,

1240
01:29:02,973 --> 01:29:05,642
when I was a kid,

1241
01:29:06,560 --> 01:29:09,514
- I wanted to be Bobby Orr.
- Yeah, Bobby Orr!

1242
01:29:09,604 --> 01:29:13,056
- So I practised hard every day.
- Yeah. He practised hard.

1243
01:29:13,150 --> 01:29:15,557
- Guys.
- Sorry, Coach.

1244
01:29:16,778 --> 01:29:19,898
And then I played even harder,

1245
01:29:19,990 --> 01:29:23,406
till I made it... all the way to the pros.

1246
01:29:25,662 --> 01:29:29,826
Then one night
I got my chance to be like Bobby Orr.

1247
01:29:33,170 --> 01:29:35,743
And you know what I found out?

1248
01:29:39,676 --> 01:29:42,345
I ain't Bobby Orr.

1249
01:29:43,972 --> 01:29:48,883
Claremont has tried to take away from us
the most important thing:

1250
01:29:50,812 --> 01:29:53,137
who we are.

1251
01:29:55,233 --> 01:29:57,309
Hockey players.

1252
01:29:58,904 --> 01:30:03,281
You can't put a price on that. So I came
back here to tell you that tonight...

1253
01:30:05,494 --> 01:30:08,067
you guys ought to be who you are:

1254
01:30:11,166 --> 01:30:13,242
the Chiefs.

1255
01:30:15,045 --> 01:30:17,880
But you know something?

1256
01:30:20,425 --> 01:30:22,999
You could play some real hockey...

1257
01:30:24,971 --> 01:30:27,641
right now

1258
01:30:27,724 --> 01:30:29,800
against these pricks.

1259
01:30:31,061 --> 01:30:33,634
It's out there waiting for ya.

1260
01:30:35,690 --> 01:30:38,146
What do you wanna do, boys?

1261
01:30:38,443 --> 01:30:40,519
Real fuckin' hockey.

1262
01:30:43,031 --> 01:30:45,273
- Old-time hockey?
- Yep.

1263
01:30:45,367 --> 01:30:49,151
What do you think, Coach?
We got a shot to beat these guys?

1264
01:30:49,246 --> 01:30:51,819
As my ballet teacher used to say,

1265
01:30:51,915 --> 01:30:54,951
''It ain't over
till the swan takes it in the ass.''

1266
01:30:55,043 --> 01:30:57,451
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1267
01:31:00,298 --> 01:31:04,960
We're ready to start the second period.
Welcome back to the Super Chiefs...

1268
01:31:05,053 --> 01:31:07,425
No, the... Chiefs.

1269
01:31:07,514 --> 01:31:10,965
The Chiefs.
There's a surprise here every minute.

1270
01:31:11,059 --> 01:31:13,764
Sure would be nice
if somebody filled me in.

1271
01:31:15,188 --> 01:31:19,352
Whose idea was this? Those are not the
second-act costumes but the old ones.

1272
01:31:19,443 --> 01:31:22,360
Blue and yellow?
They look like a beer can!

1273
01:31:22,446 --> 01:31:24,522
What the hell?

1274
01:31:30,787 --> 01:31:33,278
Sean Linden.

1275
01:31:33,373 --> 01:31:34,654
Son of a bitch.

1276
01:31:34,749 --> 01:31:38,165
- Why aren't they wearing our uniforms?
- Where are the wings?

1277
01:31:38,503 --> 01:31:42,371
- Am I witnessing a mutiny?
- No idea, Mr Claremont.

1278
01:31:42,466 --> 01:31:45,835
Go and find out,
and report back to me immediately.

1279
01:31:48,972 --> 01:31:51,890
All right! It's gonna be
our size against their speed.

1280
01:31:51,975 --> 01:31:56,886
Don't even let them get started.
If this is our last game, make me proud.

1281
01:31:56,980 --> 01:31:59,138
Linden?

1282
01:31:59,483 --> 01:32:02,353
- Call it.
- Thanks, Coach.

1283
01:32:02,444 --> 01:32:04,520
All right, boys.

1284
01:32:05,322 --> 01:32:07,398
You foiled up?

1285
01:32:09,743 --> 01:32:12,660
- Take us to the Promised Land.
- Yeah!

1286
01:32:15,332 --> 01:32:16,992
Do it.

1287
01:32:18,001 --> 01:32:20,290
What's this? I thought you'd left.

1288
01:32:20,378 --> 01:32:23,498
I'm back,
so you might wanna sit this one out.

1289
01:32:24,633 --> 01:32:25,712
Fuck off, Linden.

1290
01:32:26,468 --> 01:32:29,837
Getting ready for the face-off.
Skipper Tesh in the circle against

1291
01:32:29,930 --> 01:32:32,218
uh, Hanson.

1292
01:32:34,518 --> 01:32:35,431
Jesus!

1293
01:32:43,068 --> 01:32:44,266
No, no, no, no.

1294
01:32:44,361 --> 01:32:47,694
My God, they're hitting each other.
This is disgusting!

1295
01:32:47,781 --> 01:32:52,277
Is this some kind of joke?
Our name is all over this ugly show.

1296
01:32:52,369 --> 01:32:54,243
So is mine.

1297
01:32:54,329 --> 01:32:57,247
- This is not what we rehearsed!
- We're talking hammered.

1298
01:32:57,332 --> 01:33:00,250
They're playing it for real, boys.

1299
01:33:00,335 --> 01:33:04,831
They want a real game,
we're gonna give 'em a real game! Right?

1300
01:33:04,923 --> 01:33:08,257
Right! Bring it on, boys! Bring it on!

1301
01:33:12,764 --> 01:33:14,556
No, you pansy!

1302
01:33:14,641 --> 01:33:17,049
Ethan tries to pass the puck to Jordan.

1303
01:33:17,144 --> 01:33:19,053
Shoots! Good save.

1304
01:33:19,146 --> 01:33:23,013
Coming around the net, Palmberg.
Passes up to Wolfhard.

1305
01:33:23,108 --> 01:33:25,729
Fires to Linden on the right. Linden spins.

1306
01:33:25,819 --> 01:33:27,646
Miller!

1307
01:33:28,405 --> 01:33:31,489
Miller lines up. He shoots. He scores!

1308
01:33:32,367 --> 01:33:36,412
It's Ice Breakers 1 1 ,
Super Chiefs - Chiefs, whatever - 3.

1309
01:33:36,496 --> 01:33:38,204
Excuse me.

1310
01:33:38,290 --> 01:33:41,077
It's a new game.
The score's 1-0, Chiefs.

1311
01:33:41,168 --> 01:33:44,501
- I'm sorry. Mr Claremont won't allow it.
- 1-0.

1312
01:33:44,588 --> 01:33:47,375
- Change the fuckin' score!
- All right.

1313
01:33:50,135 --> 01:33:53,420
Chiefs 1, lce Breakers 0.

1314
01:33:53,513 --> 01:33:57,214
Looks like we got ourselves
a whole new game, folks.

1315
01:33:57,976 --> 01:34:00,549
Get ready to be fucked, old man.

1316
01:34:03,190 --> 01:34:06,274
First you gotta get the puck, Skippy.

1317
01:34:06,359 --> 01:34:08,732
Skipper, get up!

1318
01:34:25,128 --> 01:34:28,129
Jesus Christ, Claremont!

1319
01:34:28,215 --> 01:34:32,711
You promised us a fucking family show.
This is Apocalypse Now on ice.

1320
01:34:33,762 --> 01:34:36,051
Blaine brings it up the ice.

1321
01:34:36,139 --> 01:34:38,677
He leaves a path for Skipper,
who picks it up.

1322
01:34:38,767 --> 01:34:41,092
Gasmer's square. He falls.

1323
01:34:41,186 --> 01:34:44,602
Oh! Skipper scores!

1324
01:34:46,441 --> 01:34:49,146
You guys are bums.
You can't skate with us.

1325
01:34:49,236 --> 01:34:52,605
Still a whole lot of hockey
to be played, son.

1326
01:35:06,503 --> 01:35:09,919
Palmberg ridin' high.
He's just scored. He's lovin' it.

1327
01:35:10,006 --> 01:35:13,173
Looks like Palmberg just scored again
in the corner.

1328
01:35:14,636 --> 01:35:18,087
Those girls gave Palmberg
a high stick. They gave me one.

1329
01:35:19,850 --> 01:35:23,219
You'll be hearing from our lawyers
tomorrow. We're out.

1330
01:35:30,235 --> 01:35:31,777
Change!

1331
01:35:39,828 --> 01:35:41,287
Come on, move it!

1332
01:35:42,581 --> 01:35:43,861
Get him!

1333
01:35:49,463 --> 01:35:51,040
Go! Go!

1334
01:36:01,141 --> 01:36:03,217
Gasmer? Gasmer?

1335
01:36:05,103 --> 01:36:08,555
The score's two to two.
Know what happens if they score again?

1336
01:36:08,648 --> 01:36:09,680
What?

1337
01:36:09,774 --> 01:36:11,851
Three to two.

1338
01:36:11,943 --> 01:36:14,730
Don't let them score.

1339
01:36:14,821 --> 01:36:17,491
Je comprends. Two to two. Two to two.

1340
01:36:33,465 --> 01:36:34,959
(referee's whistle)

1341
01:36:35,050 --> 01:36:37,457
Time-out! Time-out!

1342
01:36:38,261 --> 01:36:40,337
Bring it in!

1343
01:36:41,598 --> 01:36:43,674
- You all right?
- Blew the shoulder out.

1344
01:36:43,767 --> 01:36:45,843
- Can you skate?
- Yeah, I can skate.

1345
01:36:45,936 --> 01:36:48,343
Guys, 29 seconds left.

1346
01:36:48,438 --> 01:36:53,777
Win the draw, crash the net, score
a fuckin' goal. I wanna beat these guys.

1347
01:36:53,860 --> 01:36:56,351
Linden, your line's up.
Wolfhard, Cariboo, on D.

1348
01:36:57,155 --> 01:37:00,026
Let's get out there. Come on!

1349
01:37:00,659 --> 01:37:02,532
Let's go!

1350
01:37:06,331 --> 01:37:08,822
How's your shoulder, loser?

1351
01:37:16,967 --> 01:37:19,968
Puck is out. Linden loses the draw.
lt goes to Ash.

1352
01:37:20,053 --> 01:37:22,971
Passes to Rob,
who passes to Trent along the left wing.

1353
01:37:23,056 --> 01:37:26,674
lnto the Chiefs' zone. lt's a race to the net.

1354
01:37:27,269 --> 01:37:29,760
1 5 seconds to go. 14.

1355
01:37:34,901 --> 01:37:37,606
Cariboo and Wolfhard
squeeze him into slot.

1356
01:37:37,696 --> 01:37:39,356
Saved by Gasmer!

1357
01:37:39,448 --> 01:37:41,191
Son of a bitch!

1358
01:37:41,283 --> 01:37:45,494
Gasmer drops the puck to Cariboo,
who clears to the left. Miller picks it up.

1359
01:37:46,204 --> 01:37:49,905
Oh, nice move by Cariboo.
He just won a play. Great team play.

1360
01:37:50,000 --> 01:37:52,123
Miller still has possession.

1361
01:37:52,669 --> 01:37:55,836
Only seconds to go in this game.
He's hanging on...

1362
01:37:55,922 --> 01:37:57,962
- Miller!
- Linden is clear on the left.

1363
01:37:58,049 --> 01:38:01,300
- Miller hanging on to the puck.
- Pass the puck!

1364
01:38:07,642 --> 01:38:09,849
Pass the fuckin' puck! He's open!

1365
01:38:09,936 --> 01:38:13,637
Pass the puck, Miller,
you selfish son of a bitch!

1366
01:38:27,829 --> 01:38:31,364
And Linden scores
just as the clock runs out!

1367
01:38:31,458 --> 01:38:34,375
Ladies and gentlemen,
we have a brand new ending.

1368
01:38:34,461 --> 01:38:36,038
The Chiefs win!

1369
01:38:36,129 --> 01:38:41,005
- Think you could have waited longer?
- I had to make it look pretty.

1370
01:39:00,195 --> 01:39:02,900
- How's that shoulder?
- I think it'll be OK.

1371
01:39:02,989 --> 01:39:05,065
- It'll be OK?
- Are you crazy?

1372
01:39:05,158 --> 01:39:07,234
Yeah. For you.

1373
01:39:09,329 --> 01:39:12,579
Linden, I'm gonna sue you
for everything you have.

1374
01:39:12,666 --> 01:39:17,126
- How does it feel to be a genius?
- Brilliant move, a second-half thriller.

1375
01:39:17,212 --> 01:39:21,375
The fans say it's one of the greatest
hockey games they've ever seen.

1376
01:39:23,009 --> 01:39:26,010
I don't know if I'd call it genius.

1377
01:39:26,096 --> 01:39:28,765
Actually, he's not.

1378
01:39:28,849 --> 01:39:34,472
You gave me power of attorney to figure
these things out, to do whatever it takes.

1379
01:39:34,563 --> 01:39:38,430
So I took your advice. I sold the Chiefs.

1380
01:39:39,443 --> 01:39:42,278
I'll buy 'em back. Who'd you sell 'em to?

1381
01:39:43,572 --> 01:39:45,648
Them.

1382
01:39:47,117 --> 01:39:50,533
- Hey, thanks for the team!
- Yeah. Thanks a lot, Dick!

1383
01:39:52,205 --> 01:39:54,696
The Hansons? Those morons?

1384
01:39:54,791 --> 01:39:58,077
Yeah. They won Lottery America.

1385
01:40:03,633 --> 01:40:05,460
Claremont.

1386
01:40:08,346 --> 01:40:10,505
Get the fuck outta here.

1387
01:40:10,599 --> 01:40:12,924
You stupid son of a bitch.

1388
01:40:17,647 --> 01:40:21,063
- Doesn't that feel good, Coop?
- Not right now.

1389
01:40:21,151 --> 01:40:25,231
- What are we gonna do now?
- I don't know. They're your new owners.

1390
01:40:25,322 --> 01:40:28,488
We're gonna play old-time hockey,
like Eddie Shore.

1391
01:40:28,575 --> 01:40:30,532
- Dick Clapper!
- And Toe Blake!

1392
01:40:30,619 --> 01:40:34,367
- And Gordie Howe.
- (all) Gordie, Gordie!